peener bumps

An accumulation of small white bumps on a human penis, or in this sense a peener.

"Hey, you guys ever get those white bumps on your dick?"
"No! Peener bumps!"

by trouble cock April 9, 2009

e peenz

the plural of e penis used when describing more than one e penis.

im about to cut off the e peenz of all these fur fags just for the lulz.

by TehCastratorzA.K.A.C.M.F.lulz December 23, 2008

peenee

penis, male genitalia.

Often used when one is too uncomfortable to use the word "penis."

The peenee can be found in a man's pants.

by Webster New World Dictionary September 23, 2004

Peenery

of, or describing the penis

She better quit before I put some peenery in her life she'll never forget.

by pimpsugafoot June 16, 2011

Peener Colada

When a woman is fucked in a rotational like fashion that mashes all the shit in her ass to liquid. After intercourse the recipient of the Pener Colada will rush to the bathroom and spill out their previous meal into the bowl and a show of passion.

Babe, that Peener Colada you gave me last night feels like it shaved off three pounds

by Abortion Factory October 13, 2018

Piss Peerez

She Is An Asshole 5th Grade Social Studies. This is her theme song All The Students Know Her And Maybe Even You, You Better Know Her Name Because It's Piss Peerez. She Pisses On The Slaves, I Mean Students.
She Is Also An,
arse
ass
asshole
bastard
bitch
bollocks
child-fucker
Christ on a bike
Christ on a cracker
crap
cunt
damn
frigger
fuck
goddamn
godsdamn
hell
holy shit
Jesus
Jesus Christ
Jesus H. Christ
Jesus Harold Christ
Jesus wept
Jesus, Mary and Joseph
Judas Priest
motherfucker
nigga
nigger
prick
shit
shit ass
shitass
slut
son of a bitch
son of a motherless goat
son of a whore
sweet Jesus

In One Word She Is A Child Fucker.

Me: Fuck Piss Peerez.
Suck-Up: She Is A God.
Me: No She Is A Child-Fucker.

by BigBonerDownTheLane March 6, 2019

peener fuzz

1. The strong, low hanging branches of any tree capable of sustaining the weight of a young boy
2. Pubic hair

When Vincent was a young boy in the seventh grade, he would swing from the peener fuzz during lunch recess. Coincidentally, that same year Vincent began to notice a sparse growth of peener fuzz at the base of his penis.

by Mike December 26, 2004