peedoink

A penis.

Please, do not kick me in the peedoink. ~Mike Graham, DMD

by Dickflaptica October 28, 2021

Pedomirez

When a pedophile attracts to high school freshmen girls with a fetish for major swag.

Casey has major swag but she doesn't know a pedomirez when she sees one.

by Ivan-Angeli July 11, 2011

Pedometer

Device used to measure the number of children in the park at any given time.

To Kyle's delight, his pedometer allerted him that it was prime time to be at the local swingsets.

by JoeCoolJRRT July 11, 2010

Pedometer

Pedo-Meter= a device that keeps count of how many pedofiles you pass.

My pedometer reached 314 today during my 2 mile jog through the park.

by Camille Sterling January 11, 2010

Diego Perdomo

God royal heaven’d white attractive male billionaire play boy!

Diego Perdomo is awesome.

by Diego Perdomo July 12, 2022

Pedominate

When one turns on their pedometer all day and realizes that they walked more than they thought they did, they "pedominated"

Person 1: "Did you walk a lot today?"

Person 2: "Yes! I walked 25,498 steps. I totally pedominated today."

by el389o January 12, 2010

Peedot

Peedot-noun; a spot on a man's underwear, or pants that happens when he doesn't completely shake off the urine from his ding dong.
Verb; the act of leaning a peedot.

"Did you see Phil at the party? He came out of the crapper with a big ole peedot on his shorts!"
Last night, I was getting ready to get in bed with my girl. I took my pants off and saw I peedotted my drawers!

by two fisted monkey spank September 8, 2010