pedometer

Many-legged child molestor; bespectacled kiddy-fiddler with top speed of over 20 mph.

You'd better call the Traffic Police, little Jimmy Osmond was just attacked by a pedometer.

by Crookback August 22, 2004

petrometer

pe-trom-e-ter
-noun
Any instrument on an automobile or other vehical for indicating the quantity of fuel remaining relative to the total size of the vechical's fuel reserve area.

Wow Kenneth! Look at your petrometer. We are really running low on gas. Let’s just dump the bodies here, and then hit up that party Ladonica told us about when we picked up my fissure ointment at Rite Drug.

by Petro King December 9, 2008

pedometer walker

person who walks in place of another person in order to add steps to the second person's pedometer. Similar to a dog walker for your dog.

I didn't have time today to do my 10, 000 steps, so I had my paid my son to be my pedometer walker.

by poppy_walking November 18, 2016

A Pedometer

A meter used to detect pedos.

Joe Mama: I have A Pedometer and it is going off!
Deez: Dude, where’s the pedo??
Pedo (Mr krabs): It isn’t me i swear!!

by SoapMuncher May 29, 2022

Picometer

a measurement usually reserved for ken's penis. It is sometimes used, but not often, to measure atoms.

Kenneth Steven Jane's penis is one half picometers short.

by Vbsandwich February 11, 2010

peakometer

a displaying the volume of sounds in relation to the maximum of your mic sensitivity will allow

guy 1: "my peakometer is set to be really low so i cant hear loud sounds."
guy 2 screams "did you hear that?".

by Pram Schneider January 25, 2022