Plantsexual

Mocking the LBGTQ+ Community by making a fake Sexuality. So no one likes that one except fucking bitches

Girl 1: What sexuality are you?
Girl 2: OMG the plants are so hot I think I'm Plantsexual
Girl 1: Bitch a person who mocks the LBGTQ+ Community isn't my friend anymore

by Disbitchbelike June 7, 2021

Pantsexual

Someone who chooses to engage in sexual intercourse while wearing pants for whatever reason and no one questions it. Parody of the word "pansexual"

"I'm a pantsexual and have sex with my pants on because I feel like it, simple"

by MikeJunt December 16, 2011

plantsexual

What how huh why and well..... yea why what the fuck is stirring in your brain to be sexually attracted to plants like what the fuck was it cosmo from sonic x that made you wanna fuck a plant? uhhhhh i am running out of time so here is asmr of a man jizzing into a cactus's soil (except you read it)

Aw yea i am gonna fuck that cactus because i am a plantsexual aw yeah of fuck HOLY SHIT NO WAIT NO THE PRICKS ARE GOING ON MY DICK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I DID NOT PLAN THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Diagonal Mario 7-8+3 July 29, 2021

pentsexual

A pentsexual is a disgusting, foul minded member of all our local communities. They will literally have sex with anything, whether it will be a man, woman, animal, alien or a type of fungi.

person 1: did you hear about jake the other week?
person 2: I'd be lying if I did, enlighten me,
person 1: Well just person 2, jake fucked Rob Schnieder, Natasha Kaplinsky, free willy, Kang & Kodos and between the toes of his own foot.

person 2: he has athlete's foot does he not?
person 1: Yes, so what does this mean person 2?

person1: Well just person 1, hes a god damn fricken pentsexual.

by roger129 August 4, 2011

Pantsexual

Pantsexual

A term referring to the unique sexual orientation where the gender or orientation of a love interest doesn't matter as long as they have excellent taste in trousers.

Steve: I met this guy on the subway yesterday. He was pretty cute.

Tim: I didn't know you were gay.

Steve: I'm actually pantsexual. You see, he was wearing some very sexy pants.

by NK-Penne October 12, 2012

Plantsexual

When the quarantine has got you turned on by growing green things.

She cant seem to keep her hands out of that terrarium, she is such a plantsexual.

by Hung like a plantar May 28, 2020

plantsexual

I person who develops a sexual relationship or has intercourse with a plant, especially cactuses.

Person 1: Hey, I heard Jenny is a plantsexual now.
Person 2: Yeah, I heard she came out of the garden yesterday.

by Pringledude April 13, 2016