Palmia

A refreshing, low-calorie, lemon-infused lager inspired by Spain for when you want a little culture but you’re low on cash. Commonly referred to as “Summer in a Can”.

Palmia is most commonly consumed by surfer bros and sun-burnt hos. Good for packing into your cooler on a hot day to help make ugly people hot and boring people fun. Low-calories so it’s a great-get-fucked-up-during-your-workout drink.

Britney: “Omg Becky…Palmia is SO good!”
Becky: “I know, right? It’s like a vacation in a bottle…I swear, if you put it up to your ear you can hear the ocean.”

Chad: “Toss me a claw...”
Steve: “Bruh, Claws down, Palms up. It’s all about the Palmia.”

by thatbeerchick May 31, 2020

Palm 5

Palm 5 is the definition of GOATs

Palm 5? You mean the group where all members are GOATs?

by johnny_silverhand January 12, 2021

Palming

When a person rubs a mans boxers, where his penis is.

“don’t make me beg” he said harshly before bringing a hand to his bulge and palming himself slowly.

by ANDIEISACUTIE September 7, 2015

PalmBeer

Palm Bay + Beer = PalmBeer

Remember that time Avery invented PalmBeer at the Millbrook Fair? Best.Bartender.Ever.

by Mandi Harmony May 7, 2021

michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure

The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)

Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

by anna is a bananya May 5, 2019

palmdog

A man in his 50s usually hangs around ttp interchange or Grove village rolling dogs. he wears a dusty coat and tech fleece pants with red entays. HE goes around to people saying "Phone thanks" and if they dont give it up he says "Are you refusing" Then kicks your legs out and says " You just got palm dogged". He smokes cones all day in the school toilets and gets suspended and focus rooms all the time. His favourite word is dog. He rolled a grove seccy for his walkie talky. then got lockup for a night. when he got out he racked from OTR

if you keep acting like palmdog you will get a lockup

by kel dog October 12, 2021

Kevin Palmer Hat-Trick

In ice hockey, achieving the feat of scoring a goal, scoring on ones own goal, and suffering a debilitating injury all in the same game. Named after the first and only player to do so. Often joked about in beer league games but never accomplished.

He had a sweet goal but knocked the puck into his own net on the next play. All he needs now is to break his leg and he'll have a Kevin Palmer Hat-Trick.

by Dielawn13 January 12, 2015