PayPayRod

I'm paypayrod, the blog author/creator. I enjoy playing clarinet, drawing, painting, reading, writing, and hanging out with friends. I've been playing Animal Jam since 2011. I quit in early 2012, and came

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by rockiscool123 May 26, 2021

paypal

The worst online payment service ever. Have been known to freeze your account for no good reason and take your money. It is still frequently used by about 90% of ebay sellers and buyers as a way to recieve and send cash. Sadly, paypal also has many other websites sucking their dicks and using their shitty service as a preferred payment method.

paypal is an evil beast thats getting its nourishment from all those stupid ebayers! screw paypal!

by Cm567 August 23, 2006

paypal

a demon of a thing that enjoys boiling your blood to the point that you smash up your computer. When you think of the pros and cons about paypal, you will be left wondering why the fuck did i bother signing up to this thing?

Paypal is certainly not my fucking Pal!

by hard_disco_attic July 24, 2007

PayPal

A place that allows you to pay other people 'securely' with a credit card or bank account.

See: Ass Rape

I can't believe my Ultima Online account finally sold for 800 dollars. Time to transfer the password.

One day later after transfering password:
Paypal: Your account has been locked due to possible fraudlent activity. Please wait 6 months for us to investigate your account.

6 months later: Investigation has been completed, we were unable to determine whether the activity was fraudulent or not. Please wait another 6 months while we conduct another investigation.

12 months later: We have determined your account to be subject to fraudulent activity and your funds will be removed.

FUCK YOU!!!

by Renegade_R May 13, 2005

Paypal

A boardroom of corporate wankers who divide their overpayed time by:
a) thinking up methods in which to replicate account 'hacking' and fraud so that they can limit, and then charge their indoctrinated customers.
b)Purposely go out of their way to employ a variety of unusually-named extremely unhelpful dumbass fucks.

resist paypal.

"Yo Tyrone, I just earnt a neat £500 via. Paypal"
"Right, so -£10, yeah?"
"what, why?"
"because remeber the rule, NO MATTER HOW MUCH you make through paypal, your account will always be limited, withdrawn from, and then fined"

by paypalcanfuckoff! March 12, 2009

PayPig

A PayPig is typically a male who pays a woman (not always a professional) to financially dominate him. He has no worth aside from pleasing his Findomme. The Paypig or moneyslave is often rationed by his findomme as to how much of his own money he can have access to. In some cases, handing over his bank information and leases to property.

Paypig: "Mistress how much am i allowed to spend on groceries this week?"

by Mistress Melony December 9, 2018

PayPal

A term meaning the worst customer service, the slowest response times and the least initiative of any business at any time ever in the history of the universe.

The service there was crap but at least it wasn’t any PayPal!

by AlexAlexUKK September 14, 2020