Payload 

The maximum size a female can achieve and still ride a male on top without injuring him.

if she aint 280 she aint a lady, but thats too big of a payload for some men

Payload by oscar@CU February 17, 2010

Payload 

the main interaction point in some maps for team fortress 2, you push it, and if it gets to the end you win, unless youre on the other team.

"yo guys push the payload further"

Payload by Xx_name_xX May 23, 2025

payload princess 

someone who sits on the payload all match and the enemy team never gets them

"i played payload princess and it was mad funny"

payload princess by mahochan July 15, 2023

Payload Specialist 

Somebody who is unusually good at unexpected butt sex.

Jesus Christ! That was the best anal I've ever had. You're a payload specialist.

Payload Specialist by Marmleds February 1, 2015

Szechuan Payload 

A sexual maneuver in which you hold your partner aloft, initiate a standing sixty-nine, and then pile drive them during the act, with your genitalia still in their mouth. Typically, this move is announced using pseudo-military terms.

"Get ready, sweetie; ordinance has been deployed. Preparing to deliver the Szechuan Payload."

Szechuan Payload by Childstomps December 31, 2014

we need to get on the payload 

something my team never does

GUYS WE NEED TO GET ON THE PAYLOAD

we need to get on the payload by The Golden October 4, 2017

Myopic Payload 

An excellently aimed, and delievered money shot directly into the eye.

Although she was ready for a facial, she had no idea my accuracy would result in a myopic payload, soaking her uncovered eye sockett.

Myopic Payload by SexMaster2006 August 18, 2006