patrone

Tequila that is mostly meant for rappers to sing about and get drunk too, very tasty.

I'm on that Patrone so get like me-Yung Joc

by ifwnsejg July 12, 2007

patroned

Another word for pwned (owned).

"Yo momma so fat, her blood type is ragu!"
"OOoOOOO, patroned!"

by Andrewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww August 25, 2007

Patroner

When you have a boner after drinking Patron

I have a really big Patroner right now

by Barak greg cohen January 13, 2011

patorney

it's like a pinch

"hey folks this is a test"
"it's not a test it's like a patorney"
"what the heck is a patorney?!"
"it's like a pinch!"

hehe;)

by shmoshmo January 23, 2011

Patroned

When someone willingly, or at someones direction, consumes so much Patron Tequila that he/she grabs any blunt object (this can be anything, a golf club, a chair, a coffee table) they can find and begins attacking people and inanimate objects (lamps, TVs, etc.) with it. This is usually, but not always, followed by vomiting somewhere other than the toilet.

Witness #1- Dude, he got so drunk off Tequila last night that he broke his TV with a golf club and then vomited on his X-Box. Witness #2- Yeah, the Shot Nazi Patroned his ass good! She had him take so many shots he was barking like a dog.

by Witness #3 February 3, 2013

patooney

patooney, also patoony - U.S. southern slang origin - refering to female sexual organ. patoonie patoony

A little patooney patoonie makes a bad day better.

by Mariev December 11, 2017

patroneheadias

A word that sounds like someone having a stroke

Guy 1: patronehedias
Guy 2: What? Are you okay? It sounds like you are having a stroke.

patroneheadias: A word that sounds like someone having a stroke

by jwhadhwhdabdhawdba September 23, 2022