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Kavya Pattani

Kavya Pattani is a fucking retard, he always wants to cream pie someone’s ass and always moans your family’s name if they’re next to you, he also swears in Arabic even though he doesn’t know any normal giving sentence.
Student 1: OMG KAVYA PATTANI JUST SAID KOS OMAK TO SOMEONE

Kavya Pattani: OMG LEMME CREAMPIE YOUR ASS REALLY QUICK
by A nigga smarter than you November 22, 2021
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Pathenis

Pathenis is word/term for a pathetic penis.
If someone had a hurting unit, it would be a Pathenis.

"he had the worst Pathenis I've ever seen"
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Patanin

He's the weird kid that sniffs glue in the back of the class. He isn't attractive and has very thick and bushy eyebrows.
Did you see that dude? He's a total Patanin.
by Thatonehotcoolsexymale May 29, 2017
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Pathanis

The most foul-smelling, thieving, long-nosed creatures to ever exist. Pathanis originate from Pakistan, Afghanistan and parts of India, The Majority of which, reside in a city called Peshwar in Pakistan, Although a large number of them can be found in the middle east, driving school buses without a license and playing cricket in the middle of nowhere.

Every month, Male pathanis conduct a sacred ritual where they eat some biryani in a washroom and clap. Legends say that this summons the Patan deity named ‘Natap’ or ‘Muhammad Nathap’ who protects the Pathans and grants them their wishes in exchange for an offering for roasted meats and kabobs.

Male Pathani occupations include: As mentioned above Driving school buses terribly, Stealing money, Threatening to bomb a place, Causing explosions, Bragging about how rich his father is, Vaping, Causing Chaos, Starting Fights, Working in a Car Wash or Petrol pump.
Note that Female Pathanis generally don’t work, as they are busy at home contributing to the Pathan population. In the rare case they do choose to work, They usually tend to work as a teacher.
John: All my books are missing and I can see greasy bones on the floor.
Arthur: You, My have friend — Have been swindled by 'em pathanis.
by Leafthief4649 November 18, 2022
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Jaishree Pathania

A sussy baka whom anyone can blind trust and she never breaks it.
She has a big heart ( just like her peach).
She is thick and curvy af and men crave for her.
She is a girl having a mind of 8 years old, body of 24 year old (hot and smexy) and as wise as a 95 year old.
She has a lot of fan following.
She is wild and one of her kind.
If I was asked what I ever wanted to be in life .. my answer would always be Jaishree Pathania.
by Lilshivi December 10, 2022
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pathailur

A name for a cat who has a disease
The vet said that Fluffy is now considered a pathailur
by UllrWolf72 September 20, 2019
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