When you give yourself a Brazilian wax at home, but with poor execution, causing a patchwork of bald and hairy spots to cover the area.
I wanted to surprise my boyfriend with a Brazilian wax on our 6 month anniversary but I tried to do it at home and ended up with a patchwork pussy.
by Annazoe January 7, 2017
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The extra crusty underwear of a hippie/wook (see def. wook) girl, never name-brand, sometimes homemade, sometimes not there at all.
by the troof March 13, 2013
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“Nah Jae, but I can tryyy”
*rolls blunt with pieces of other wraps*
“lmao she a patchwork patty”
“She still got me to space tho”
“Nah Jae, but I can tryyy”
*rolls blunt with pieces of other wraps*
“lmao she a patchwork patty”
“She still got me to space tho”
by CrushingChaos April 19, 2021
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Get the Yesterday's Patchwork mug.A group of angry or vocal opponents who regularly come out against something, usually prognosticating dire consequences.
Last Saturday's city council meeting was attended by the usual torch and pitchfork crowd, demanding retractions and threatening immediate action;
by Euripedes October 8, 2008
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