pasty

one that is ugly, super white, needs help, puts teabags on eyes, and has no friends

That kid was so pasty he got denied to prom

by Anti-Pasty September 1, 2009

pasty

The smell of sweaty arse and vagina when doing a girl doggie style.

(The smell of bad pastie)

Last night I pulled this girl, nice face and nice body but fuck me I got a right pasty.

Open the window I can smell a pasty in here.

by xymox May 14, 2004

pasty

get me a biscuit! Someone who likes to travel - probably some one who gets a first at uni!

by Anonymous March 26, 2003

pasty

A Crimson God.

Wow, he sure is a pasty.

by Pasty March 29, 2003

pasty

A friggen retard. One who is most likely dumb, and scrawny.

Pasty. He is scrawny, and friggen retarded.

by Mat April 1, 2003

pasty

A large pastry that a young fellow named Michael Spinks has reportedly banged.

I would not advise trying to visualise this event.

by Random Person May 20, 2004

pastie

A tassle for your nipple so you can get 'naked' but not be totally out there, but it doesn't cover very much at all.

She was not naked, she was wearing a pastie.

by Joe February 1, 2004