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pasty white pastrami

A derogatory term used by the brothas to mean a white Caucasian male. Describes the white male as very white, sticky like a pastry and adds a random similar sounding food item for good affect.
homie: yo pasty white pastrami I make u my bitch
white man: pasty white pastrami?? but I dont even get it...
by Young Reezie January 23, 2008
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pastrami flaps

Another term for saggy pussy lips, synonomous with the ever-popular phrase "beef curtains".
Sara had such big pastrami flaps that when she walked they made a clapping sound.
by mikef91 August 12, 2005
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pasarima

Someone of great nature, beauty, ediquette, and intellegent.A fucking goddess. She's absolutely gorgeous, and truly amazing. She is known for making people melt on the inside when they see her. She's extremely sassy and in some cases people see her as petty. She a sweet person but it's not a good idea to get on her bad side. She isn't afraid to speak her mind or be herself. Usually has all the boys even thought she thinks she's ugly. She's the friend you call at 2am when you need someone to tell you that everything's going to be ok. She is an immediate soul mate, before you even have the time to realize it. Once you get her, never let her go, but maybe sometimes annoying
Your just like pasarima
by Nun of your business June 27, 2017
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Punching the pastrami

Punching the pastrami refers to the act of masturbation for anyone with a vagina, due to the fact that some labia appear similar to certain types of lunch meat.

The vagina bearer's equivalent to "beating one's meat."

Thought to be used first by indie musician Morgueanne di Monica, though she claims there may have been someone before her to use it. She explains that the thought for the term "punching the pastrami" came from a quote from the movie "A Million Ways To Die In The West," where the character Eddie describes a vagina as looking like "a firecracker wrapped in roast beef."
Sorry I didn't call you back right away, I was punching the pastrami.

Dude, you'll be fine. Just go home, take a bubble bath, punch some pastrami, and sleep it off. You'll feel better in the morning. I promise.
by raidersofthelostslang October 12, 2017
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Pastrami

A cured, spiced cut of meat, most commonly beef, enjoyed by all around the world and available at a delicatessen near you.
I named my daughter Pastrami on accident. We meant to name her La'Strami but we can't spell too good.
by Dantrelle February 6, 2008
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Pastram

Often hunted during the fall in the Northeastern United States, Pastrams are furry little white animals similar in size to possums. Despite being overhunted, the Pastram has shown the abnormal ability to procreate at higher levels during the hunting season. Evidence indicates that they have the innate collective instinct to control their population base. They tend to habitate areas with varying climatic conditions and thrive in vegetative areas with moderate precipitation. Although mostly inland creatures, they have been known to stray towards coastal areas. Genus name is Pastramis Fishicus.
New York has the best pastrami sandwiches because they hunt them upstate and ship them fresh right down to the city. The Carnegie Deli actually hires its own pastram hunters rather than deal with a middle man.
by Nathan Tiberius October 26, 2007
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Pastrami pussy

When a ho has a pussy dat look like dat deli meat pastrami
Bob:"Yo man, I heard dat Karren has pastrami pussy."
Billy:"Man dat nasty! "
by Darealslimshadey July 2, 2015
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