the password is password

Because you have bad memory and can't remember a password unless the search bar tells you.

Guy: So if you're having memory problems, how do you remember your passwords? Other Guy: The password is password, so the search bar tells me.

by Dank Memer lololol November 18, 2017

WiFi Password?

The first question you ask waiters, hostesses, busboys, at any establishment offering "free Wi-Fi". This is typically done after trying to connect to the network on your own to no avail, Such as: 1) trying to connect without a password. 2) Guessing the password according to the type of establishment (Pizza Place-pizza, free pizza WiFi, password, pizza place password, pizza admin , password1, pizza1 ,admin, wifi) . Typically asked as a last resort, and with much disdain. There goes your James Bond hacker dreams.

Waiter: Hello I will be your server this evening. Do you have any questions about the menu or would you like to hear our specials? Let me know if there is anything I can do for you!

You: Whats your WiFi Password?

by Steff-the-chef March 9, 2015

password

something that's better off if nobody knows about except for whomever posseses it.

A password is like underwear; no one should know you don't have it.

by Michael F. December 23, 2003

passworditis

The inability to remember a password for a specific account or login due to having so many different passwords for so many different things.

Girl 1: Are you having trouble logging into your email, there?
Girl 2: Yeah,(sighs) I have passworditis! It keeps saying I have the wrong username/password combination! Goddamn!

by xxxara January 11, 2009

password password

You're password is the word password.

Intern from Micheal Scott at Dunder Mifflin: "The only thing I learned here was that half the people in this office have their password as password. A password password."

by Tokisaur December 1, 2009

Password Pedo

Someone who watches you type your password from over your shoulder.

Ashley Mckenzie is a password pedo!

by ObeseWhale April 1, 2011

password nazi

a password nazi is any organization which forces you to format your online password in a seemingly arbitrary and overly complicated way. it is usually done because the organization believes they are dealing with idiots who would set an easy to guess password, putting their information at risk. it's a hassle for most people because they must break their personal password convention to accommodate their nazi ways. password nazis also design pages to forget your autofill information and set short timeouts so you are logged out after a few minutes of 'inactivity'. password nazis are mostly relics of the web 1.0 era.

a password nazi site would have these rules: your password must contain more than 7 characters and contain both cases with at least one number and one symbol. your password should not be your name, anything familiar, or the word 'password'. for extra security you will be asked to fill out security questions should you forget your password.

by uglyfriends July 3, 2009