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Party Hat

A very smart invention to decrease the population and sti's and pregnency. Thank god for trogans, and if you dont like em just get birth control, or aids! :

1)no glove no love
2)don't be silly wrap you willy
3)don't be a fool wrap your tool
4)don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong
5)dont be a wenis protect you penis
6)dont share your sperm over your worm
7)before you spank her cover your wanker
8)If theres gunna be affection cover your erection
9)if your gunna banger cover your wanger
10) There only a buck get one before you fuck
11) Dont be stupid wear a fuckin condom

a 2 dollar insurance for teens who wanna fuck
safe sex!
ali: your going to have to bring the party hats
alex: i dont have any money
ali: well neither do i
alex: just like old times
ali: yeah old times where we were dating
alex: uhh i love you?

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by Ali Lansing August 4, 2006
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party hats

Brittish (and occassionaly American) slang for condoms.
I bought a packet of party hats.
by badger777 September 17, 2005
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Party Hat

A fat girl who dresses like a slut and thinks she's hot shit
Fuck it is slim pickings tonight, I might go for that Party Hat
by Best Bro February 12, 2010
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Party hat

Hat made of newspaper or plain paper via the following steps:

1. Fold the paper in half
2. Fold down each side to make triangles
3. Fold the bottom flap up
4. Flip the hat over and fold the other bottom flap up
5. Secure the hat with scotch tape

The hat should look like Calvin's Supreme Dictator-For-Life hat.

The party hat is made prior to a party and inscribed with an initial statement such as "The Drunken Sailor Hat (Write Quotes, Rummie)." The hat is then ushered into a party, where it is requested and written upon whenever someone says a hilarious drunken quote that deserves merit. The hat is then laughed over the next day.
"I think the best quote on the hat is 'Bigfoot is not a dinosaur.'"
by Zeke November 21, 2004
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Party Hat

Can be spelt P4rTii H4t if you are a serious faggot
It is either:
a) A condom
or
b) A hat that you are wearing at a party, possibly as a joke.
Person A: "You look like a cunt"
Person B: "Stop berating me, it's a party hat you stupid faggot.
Person A: "Just take it off!"
Person B: "Fuck you, you gaylord
by Jim Hender May 4, 2008
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party hatted

The act of being effed in the a. Usually used as an insult rather than a literal statement. This term came about in the back seat of my friends car after being told by his mother that we could no longer say "effed in the a". The phrase was then changed to party hatted.
Oh fuck! You just got party hatted.
We break danced much better than you; therefore, you just got party hatted.
by Samuel Parker September 30, 2006
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Party Hats

Large, Obnoxious, Pointy Nipples that are sharp to a degree in which they could cut glass.
Zach: Dude, it's fucking cold.

Kevin: Yeah dude, your party hats are showing
by eS Butcher September 7, 2012
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