Participation Trophy Wife 

A woman who is not especially attractive or accomplished or motivated, however, she feels she should have a husband who takes care of her, even though she does not contribute anything to the marriage. This feeling is based on an overwhelming sense of entitlement which has been instilled in her since birth by years participation awards and celebrations of mediocrity. More often present in millennials.

She can't cook, refuses to clean, and does not want to work to support the home; I don't know how, but he ended up with a participation trophy wife

Participation Trophy Wife by rsd2887 June 14, 2018

Particihate 

hating a movie(or anything really) because popular trends dictate you do so in an effort to be included in the movement.A specific form of bandwagoning. joining a group by means of hating what they hate.

john had to particihate Mass Effect 3's ending so his friends would thing he was not retarded.

Particihate by Meamogre August 10, 2012

participationals 

millennial children

I cant wait till millennial children, participationals grow up and learn that life is about winners and loser.

participationals by chazzington July 22, 2019

participation trophy discount 

Participation Trophy Discount

Noun: “A discount or special accommodation one expects and/or receives for being a member of a defined group.”

Examples include: (but not limited to) police, crossing guards, fire, military, seniors, ems, healthcare workers, pregnant women, or any other demographic whereby it is fashionable for an organization to virtue signal fawning over “heroes” or other “protected groups.”

1) Fast food employee: “that’s $3.49 sir.”

Patron: “did you apply my ‘first responders’ discount?’”

Fast food employee (to customer)“oh yes sir, that’s now $3.45. Have a great day.”

Fast food employee (to themself): “sure here’s your participation trophy discount 🙄🤦 ♂️“

2) Airline gate agent: “we’d like to start our boarding process by inviting all military personnel, let’s give ‘em a hand folks (makes spectacle)!!

Everyone else (including military personnel not wanting to participate in said spectacle): “geez it’s called a ‘job’ not a ‘participation trophy (discount)’ 🙄”

3) Girl in car: “The parking lot is full today.”

Friend in car: “Yeah some asshole parked in one of the 20 “expectant mother” spots.

4) Meal Team 6 guy: “what no ‘veterans’ parking for my big ass truck?!!! That’s bullshit; I need to speak to your manager!!”

5) Friend 1: “did you see that video on social media where a hippopotamus crushed a watermelon?”

Friend 2: “no I never got past all the healthcare hero vax ads 🙄”

participation trophy discount by Mediocre-poker January 29, 2023

particihate 

sitting on one's butt doing nothing while others do some constructive activity. Usually done in a mocking manner.

"Come on Brad come over here and help us put up these flyers. God I hate it when you particihate."

particihate by the cman December 25, 2008

Participation Without Procreation 

The act of having intercourse with a female without producing a child.

Common Methods:
1. Pulling it out
2. The pill
3. The shot
4. The patch
5. Rubbers
6. Diaphram
7. Sponge
8. Anal Sex

In family court...
Judge: "Sir, I am awarding $850.00 a month child support to your ex-wife"
Man: "I knew better than to have kids with this bitch! I should have used the Participation Without Procreation method"

Pickup Line:
"Hey baby, I'm not looking for a relationship, I would just like to participate without procreating!"

Participation Without Procreation by Jonathan Hampton June 18, 2006

Participation Trophy Wife 

The woman that you settled on marrying because you thought that no one else would have you.

My participation trophy wife is much better-off for having left me.

Participation Trophy Wife by Short Bus Sean November 24, 2016