Parsippany

Parsippany, NJ is commonly known as The Second Most Ghetto Town in Morris County. It consists of mostly Asian people and white, racist trophy moms that look like they could be on the next season of Real Housewives of New Jersey. People in Parsippany commonly dress like they’re from the South side of Chicago even though they’re whiter than a piece of printer paper. There are actually almost no black people in this town, in a creepy way. There is a huge split between the two sides of town, namely the schools on either side: CMS and PHS, or Brooklawn and PHHS. I as the writer cannot be biased, but there’s a reason that PHS is a block away from a bagel store.

Person A: Yo, you been to Parsippany lately?

Person B: Naw, there’s no way I would go to that flaming trash dump of a town. I would even rather go to Dover.

by nightmareeyes May 20, 2020

Parsippany

I live 3 minutes from this town. I go to school in this town. Here is my definition:
A town where you are labled into three categories: A freak, a fag, or, yes, alot people dress like wiggers. Most people here are emo and punk fags who do nothing but listen to Taking Back Sunday, or are total wiggers, and listen to nothing but rap.

"Holy shit, Parsippany is a whack town full of posers."

by Alarice April 9, 2005

parsippany

The poorest municipality in Morris county. It is overcrowded, busy, and has too many office complexes. It also has many apartment communities in bad need of repair such as Lake Hiawatha.

The communities that surround Parsippany are far nicer places to live.

by Segaman0986 May 13, 2005

Parsippany

Parsippany consist of lake hiawatha, lake parsippany. Its over populated because European Indians have migrated to this town from their country to work in local tech business.

The town consist of Caucasians and minorities which arnt welcoming to the Eurpean Indians because they lack communication with one another.

town lacks to support local Americans and renovate current schools and extend school transportations due to over population of families moving in the town has lacked updates but was willing to build a hindu temple without updating christian and catholic churches and updating all schools of the overpopulation.

There are alot of alcoholic in this town. Police are helpful and do their job. Only complaint of police is if your african American or hispanic you will get a ticket on knoll rd or lake shore drive.

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Parsippany is overpopulated town in morriscounty with 40%alcoholic and drug addicts 40% European indians

by Honesty411 July 27, 2020

parsippany high school

The crappiest high school ever. Located in Parsippany, New Jersey alongside lake hiawatha. This high school is full of pot heads, crackheads, cocksuckers,sluts, INDIANS, and stupid gullible hall monitors known as double O and Miss B. This school is very cheap and cannot afford actual heating, even though there are large heaters in every classroom, they always blow out cold air in the winter. The ceilings all leak even when it doesn't rain, and today one fell upon Jakearchambault. Our school has the cutest mice ever that run through the hallways. Save The Elephants!!! Cock

"Heyy! how was school today?"
"School way gay."
"chyeah bro, lets stick a pencil in the ceiling."
"YESSS!!!!!!"
"then later we can go to the path and get high!"
"word. Bro."
"I love going to Parsippany high school."

by Mike Gatto April 29, 2008

Parsippany Hills High School

PHHS is one of the most oppressive high schools in Parsippany, New Jersey. It is located next to St. Christopher's Church and across from Brooklawn Middle School. PHHS is a high school where the 1st amendment of the constitution was used to wipe Dr. G's butt. You can't speak your mind and your freedom of speach is stripped from you. Its a circular school so you can't get lost but it smells like wet dog and fart everywhere you turn. It is full of potheads, druggies, alcoholics, and sluts. These girls need to be tested on the daily. PHHS is one of the wealthiest schools in Morris County, but is run by an evil dictator.

Dr. G: Talk about the administration one more time and you will be suspended!
Student: But I was just using my freedom of speech.
Dr. G: Freedom of speech and all other constitutional rights are not allowed here atParsippany Hills High School!!

by Complainer April 24, 2012

Parsippany Hills High School

A school in which many white and Indians use the n-word and make fun of blacks. A bunch of potheads who do not know better than to smoke in school because of their white privilege. Full of ignorant whites and Indians who continually use homophobic slurs and say the r-word. Most of the honor and AP students cheated to get where they are. Most of the students here think that they are from the ghetto instead they are entitled kids who uncultured and mostly Republicans kids who voted for Trump because oblivious to any actual problems. The school is oppressive without any freedom to wear whatever we want. Most clubs and sports are not based on what you know but who you kiss up to and your privilege. Most of the kids think that rap music is a bunch of rapists and abusers who are not black saying the n-words. In the end, you learn the term privilege hear

Parsippany Hills High School is an oppressive school full of privilege racist whites and Indians.

by blancobasura December 21, 2018