toilet perfectionist 

Someone who spends more time cleaning the toilet and making it perfect for themselves than actually being on the toilet

You are such a toilet perfectionist

toilet perfectionist by Barney July 7, 2016

perfectionistic

To have qualities that are on the verge of unreasonable and perfect in every way so that it almost annoys one to the very core of their being.

"Lara is very perfectionistic with her crayon, drawing on the back of that Steak n Shake paper place mat."

perfectionistic by Skwisgard Skwigelf May 3, 2010

Lazy Perfectionist 

Wanting everything perfect and having high standards, but not have the will to do what's necessary to reach them.

I can't stand the kitchen being dirty, but the lazy perfectionist in me knows it will take too much energy to clean it so there it sits.

Lazy Perfectionist by RayofSunshine June 16, 2016

perfectionista 

The female form of perfectionist.

-"Dude, is she done already? We've been waiting for half an hour!"

-"Calm down, she's only getting her hair done."

-"Damn perfectionista!"

perfectionista by The bachelor December 9, 2009

Perfectionist

Someone who needs everything to be absolutely fucking perfect and organized but not ocd

Damn you spend a lot of time on everything. You must be a perfectionist

Perfectionist by Emmav April 11, 2018

Perfectionist

A person who does not know the meaning of the words "budget" and "deadline".

Tim is such a perfectionist he spend 6 months designing how the buttons are going to look on a website. Unfortunately that's all the time we had to complete the whole project and needless to say the client did not want to spend any more money. The project got cancelled, which forced us to close the company, lose our homes and forced to live in the wilderness where we use the weaker members of our family as bait to distract wolves, bears and other wild life while we forage for berries which are not covered in bird shit. Thanks Tim.

Perfectionist by ManSweetMan July 1, 2015

Ass Perfectionist 

Someone who after taking a dump; wipes so meticulously that no trace of the event remains. Ass perfectionists are notorious for using exessive amounts of toilet paper, baby wipes, and generally taking forever, much to the dismay of anyone waiting in line.

"God damn! How long is he going to take!?"
"Don't hold your breath, he's an Ass perfectionist after all."

Ass Perfectionist by Alexiosassypants August 17, 2016