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Parental Controls

Stuff parents, schools, and retards put on computers to block most bad websites. Sometimes it just blocks out porn and drug websites, but other times it blocks EVERY FUCKING WEBSITE such as Youtube, Agar.io, and any fun social media site.

Only retards use parental controls.
I want to bust a huge nut but my school has extremely strict parental controls
by TheExtremeEvoker August 14, 2018
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parental controls

something that overprotective parents put on their kids computers and televisions -but don't worry kids, their are sites you can get on
go to lemonrocks.com :-)or-
(girls-do a search on male genitles)
by web secrets December 7, 2003
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parente

An ELA teacher with a great sense of humor and bad jokes. Light brown hair, 2 ft tall, and teaches 6th and 8th graders. Likes to play skribbl.io and is overall a great guy.
Wow, did u see the new guy. He's such a parente.
by agsjfevhjbkja December 7, 2018
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Parental Ban

When a parent catches their child's friend doing something bad (e.g smoking, swearing, drinking, shooting a BB gun) and disapproves of him, thus banning him from being friends with their child.
Onri:"Bye mom, I'm going out"
Mom:"with whom?"
Onri:"Natan"
Mom:"That kid who's always shooting his BB gun at people? No sir, you are staying home tonight!"

Natan got a Parental Ban.
by Ppelz October 14, 2011
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parental delusion

A habit parents have of believing their children are special or superior to other children when it is clear to outsiders they aren't
Parent: Our Billy is amazing, he'll be president some day
Other person: I think you may be suffering from parental delusion
by arneh July 5, 2010
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parental unit

by Anonymous July 12, 2003
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parental democracy

1. A pseudo-democratic government, where the democratic nature of the country is of great value without forsaking the aspect of executive oversight, to protect and secure not what the citizens want but what is thought to be in their best interest.

2. A nanny state; usually intended derisively.
When we live in a parental democracy, where the two blocks that govern do not offer alternatives, when the state becomes, as in Goya's painting, Saturn devouring his children, the radicals emerge, young anarchists flying their flags made ​​of gunpowder.
by Mahus November 8, 2012
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