Wifi Parasite

People that buy a latte to sit in a coffee shop or similar venue for free wifi.

I walked in to a bagel shop for a bagel and noticed a table full of wifi parasites, laptops open, paper and pens out and pure business discussions flowing.

by Marcellus_Wallace October 13, 2014

parasto

swallow in persian.also a super hot girl with a hot body. so hot that is capable of causing global warming. making her every mans dream but is usually very hard to get.

do you see that hot sexy girl over there?
oh damn. she is a hella parasto.

by Damoonak January 23, 2018

Paras

Paras mainly means a precious stone . And he is really a precious one that you should keep him forever and never let him go. A really good person by heart. But kinda shy. Paras is little introvert kind of person. He is kind as well. A Paras is really good at flirting . He is cute as well.

Look at that boy, he is so kind. He's a real Paras.

by Ananya ♥ June 7, 2019

hhx parasit

HHX parasit er en parasit HHX'er tit udskiller.
Parasitten sætter sig på kloge og produktive mennesker og suger alt produktiviteten ud af dem og fylder dem med dognskap og dårlige ideer f.eks. at købe en MacBook

Jeg arbejdede sammen med HHX'erne hvor en hhx parasit sugede alt min produktivitet ud af mig

by Mr. Mirai April 1, 2016

Gift Parasite

A person who adds their name to a gift tag in order to claim partial credit for giving the gift.

I'm totally broke so I had to be a gift parasite and sign on that present you're giving Grandma.

by Bird Turggler November 23, 2009

parasitic troglodyte

An intensely ugly, unattractive, unwanted person. Often used in a self-degrading way. Someone of low intelligence, a Neanderthal.

Man, I made a stupid decision, I'm a parasitic troglodyte.

by sweetswede August 17, 2010

Paras

The sweetest guy imaginable. Can be very charming and funny. The type of guy who will cook dinner for you, send you text messages while you are sleeping, and tell you you look beautiful even if you don't. The definition of tall, dark, and handsome. Has a lot of swag and can be intimidating at times. Unforgettable. I hope you meet a Paras one day.

Girl #1: Who's that hot guy in that black leather jacket?
Girl #2: It's Paras!

by retrogradee September 27, 2021