parabolove

things math nerds say to pick up chicks. guaranteed to get you ivy league pussy.

Howard: Kelly, I parabolove you!

Kelly: Shove your tongue down my throat!

by cheeseonmyknees March 26, 2017

Hyperbolic Paraboloid

The shape of a pringle, to put it simply.....usually called a 'saddle' for ease...

Regular guy: These Pringles are so Tasty!

Geekish man: NOO! Don't crush the hyperbolic paraboloid!!!

by Richy_s August 1, 2009

parabasic

A licensed Paramedic who has yet to obtain full Paramedic medical control and is stuck in the dead space between EMT Basic and Paramedic.

Hey Parabasic, cycle me a blood pressure while I start an IV. Oh, and get control.

by Papermedic October 17, 2012

paranomasia

Form of word play that suggests plural meanings. Serves to fill conversational voids. Very handy. Makes you look interesting and possibly a lot smarter than you are.

To appreciate paranomasia, you have to be o-pun-minded.

by brendon'sbae February 10, 2017

Paradoxasaur

From Demetri Martin's comedy.

A magical make-believe creature that only exists if you do not believe in it, and if you believe in it it doesn't exist.

"Hello I am a twenty one year old 120 pound virgin with c-sized breasts who does not have a boyfriend and is not crazy." -The words of a paradoxasaur.

by AggiePerspective July 5, 2008

paradoxashit

Taking a dump on your own chest.

It is near impossible.

Jet Lee can do it, but he is not proud of it.

1. "That calculus test blew my mind like a Paradoxashit."

2.
Jet Lee: I'm not doint it!
Friend: Come one man, just once, for me.
Jet Lee: Fuck you.
Friend: You're not the old Jet Lee i used to know back in college. He used to Paradoxashit all the time, but now with your big movies and millions of dollars, i quess you're too big to Paradoxashit for and old friend.
Jet Lee: It's not like that, man --
Friend: No, you've made your choice, asshole *storms out*

*long silence*

Jet Lee's Turtle: I still love you.
Jet Lee: Fuck you, turtle. Fuck you.

by youreceivethehole7 August 6, 2009

Parabolistic

referring to a member or act thereof of a supercratic coolistic organization developed to ease the tensions of life in central Jersey.

Yo, that tuggy run was Parabolistic.
Human sparklers are Parabolistic.

Examples of known parabolistics: Beef, Benjaford, Brownie, The Panther Keeper, Netty, Pasqi

by Ben April 26, 2005