Paperbitch

Someone so submerged in allday bureaucreacy that misses to enjoy the pleasures of life, very probably becoming a nerd, geek or noob as a result..

Paperbitches are usually individuals with a very heavy work load, who fail to have a normal social life. Most of them are 40 year old virgins with a tonsure (see Jarhead) sniffing the boss' ass every day.

Paperbitches will tell on you with the boss. Paperbitches will cock block you from the hot secretary. Paperbitches will always try to appear like a know-it-all jackass..

Paperbitches have never fucked, will never do, and do not even know how to use their sticks...

Dawg from da Hood: Hey man, lets go doing some parrtaaah!! Mofo!

Paperbitch: Sorry man, my ass is being ripped at work, I cannot

Dawg from da Hood: thats dissapointing bro, u a fuckin paperbitch...

by Nigga-yeah-yeah July 6, 2011

paperboy

the smart guy that deliver papers like daily mail sun daily record courier daily express scotland on sunday to tories like cooper and paterson.

paperboys are very smart

by David Richardson March 29, 2005

sudanese paperboy

the act of throwing feces at one or more individuals during sexual activity.

dude, my new girlfriend is a coprophile. i'm totally going to give her a sudanese paperboy.

by meowihasface August 9, 2010

Paperbond

Originated from the “Paperbond” song by Wiz Khalifa, which means when a person become good friends with someone through herb.

Guy1: How did you guys became so good friends.
Guy2: Through Paperbond, Nigga.

by Rhayzor March 30, 2020

Paperboat

a boat that you make out of paper that you throw into the ocean!

I made a paperboat with Denise! it was fun.

by Paperboats21 December 7, 2011

Paperboy

When you deliver before she wakes up...just like the paperboy.

Man, that broad was so hammered and I totally gave her the paperboy last night!

by udmg March 2, 2008

Paperbond Spirit

When one person thinks he can become good friends with someone if they start rollin’ Jay together.

Girl1 to Girl2: I think I gotta paperbond spirit for that dude.

by Rhayzor March 30, 2020