Panty Scratch 

To tease a girl and rub your fingers over her panties, right over the pussy.

I was dancing with this girl and I was kissing her neck. I lifted her knee to my hip and went down for the panty scratch. She was wet as hell so I fingered her.

Panty Scratch by G Stone September 6, 2007

Fake Patty's Day 

Once upon a time there was a holiday called St. Patrick's Day that everyone wanted to celebrate by drinking green beer and singing that song that says, "Oh baby you...got what I neeed!" It was a lot of fun until the government and college officials got together in a conspiracy to strip college students at KState of any possible fun they might have. They decided to make Spring Break happen at the same time as St. Patrick's Day, thus condensing two fun times into one and student's were like "nooo! not fair!" So they got together with the Aggieville peeps and said, "lets make our own FAKE holiday that will be tight so we can have two fun times again!" Then they made Fake Patty's Day and everyone bought shirts to wear from THREAD Hot and Fresh T-Shirts made to order! Now it's like the biggest holiday in the world and people come from Russia and Australia just to take part in the ritualistic beer drinking and dance-offs with officials trying to stop Fake Patty's from happening.

The end.

Ps. Popular mythology claims that on the day of Fake Patty's Day, every rainbow in the world ends in Manhattan Kansas.

I know, I got a Fake Patty's Day from that t-shirt place, and then I threw up in it!

Fake Patty's Day by _______funfunfunfun_________ January 20, 2011

panty soup 

The beautiful residue left in a womans panty crotch after long wear and/or arousal. Usually drying to a powdery whitish/yellow color, holding in the scent of her sex as well as making for a great sniffing and licking prospect later while jerking off.

Hey, she was so hot before we banged, I slipped her pantys off and realized it had panty soup. I carefully rolled them up, crotch on the inside and pocketted them. Later they gave me a lot of pleasure, sniffing and licking the crotch while I jerked off on my towel.

panty soup by The Cornhole King January 7, 2005

Panty Strudel

That thin flaky crust in the panty gusset comprised of vaginal discharge.

I need a bath I got panty strudel.

The aromas of her panty strudel was intoxicating.

Panty Strudel by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020

Fake Patty's Day 

Like St. Patrick's Day, only a week earlier. Located in Aggieville, it was started by Kansas State University students who wanted to celebrate together in Manhattan, Kansas before spring break when everyone will be gone.

Hey, tomorrow is Fake Patty's Day.

I know, let's get faked up!

Fake Patty's Day by ringman42 January 20, 2011

Panty Squirrel 

A male or female that obsessively and compulsively absconds away with one or more pairs of their female lover's panties. The Panty Squirrel collects panties from their various lovers and sexual activities as mementoes. Panty Squirrels are most often single, promiscuous men involved in frequent one night stands.

Over the course of several years of promiscuous, single life, Roger had managed to collect a vibrant stash of female underwear from his sexual escapades. Roger had become and obsessed Panty Squirrel.

Panty Squirrel by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015

Panty Shot 

When you see up the skirt of a girl and see her pantys.

"5 year old panty shot in the brain, I didn't even touch her so I cant be blamed."

Panty Shot by Chub chub and moROSE October 22, 2003