wantankerous

A Cantankerous Wanker. This form of portmanteau-ing the words has the advantage that it is not (yet) regarded as profanity by email filtering programs.

If X starts being wantankerous to users again then we'll probably have to suspend him....

by pacharanero March 1, 2021

Cantankerous

Some one hard to get along with, argumentative, and uncooperative.

Sue Murphy is so cantankerous. She's like a dog with a bone- she just won't let things go.

by Ilovemyself March 10, 2017

cantankerous

lonely, angry, cranky.

That fucking cantankerous old coot stole my ball!

by Scrunch-Mo October 2, 2006

poontankerous

A feeling of frustration commonly found in people who have been deprived of sexual intercourse for an extended period of time.

"Mark had not had sex since breaking up with his girlfriend over a month ago and was beginning to feel poontankerous."

by Alison Marks September 27, 2008

cantankerous whore

A woman who leaves you for your childhood friend

Frankes wife is a cantankerous whore

by Dhornet7 April 29, 2014

Cantankerous

bad-tempered
cranky
cross
disagreeable
fretful
grouchy
grumpy
irascible
irritable
nasty
peevish
petulant

sierra; uugghh you smell cantankerous today.

jade;; oooohh but i am!

ryan;; no need for the tude.

jade;; shut up before i punch you in the fore head and embarrass you!

( ryan walks away crying)

sierra;; hmmm that was a cantankerous move.

jade;; yah i know but he deserved it he had the audacity to be a stupid head.

sierra;; well hope your day gets better and less cantankerous

(walks away)

(jade smells something and realizes what it is)
Jade;; dad you smell bad

jeena;; eewww


Jim; OOHHH CRAP!!!!

THE CAT PEE'D MY JACKET

Kiki(the cat);; meow.




how cantankerous.

by sierra&jade February 10, 2009

cantankerous

Having sex with a prostitute, upside down while eating a marshmallow.

give john some privacy. He is cantankerous.

by bobby boxter November 25, 2013