pansonism

a sacred religion involving larger people (who call themselves pansonists) and acts of eating greasy food and sacrificing cows to el panson, the god of gorging. Grease is the core of these acts. Other acts performed by pansonists are pouring grease on each other, and using it as lotion.

Yeah dude are you going to the pansonist meeting tonight. Grease yeah i dont want to miss outon the grease, and arent we sacrificing the cow tonight, Pansonism is great.

by the mighty drip November 23, 2013

pansona

A spanish word for a fat FUCK. Or Fiona.

that bitch is a pansona. what a fatty!

by Beto_2020 January 21, 2008

pansmonie

A ship between Pansy Parkinson and Hermione Granger from Harry Potter

Eg. There was some pansmonie in the drarry fanfic I read last night ad it was so god damn cute.

by Just Vee May 16, 2020

pansonist

a member of the religion pansonism Usually a large person of little intellect. Their belief is that they are only alive for grease.

#1Man being a pansonist saved my life i would have probably killed myself if i hadnt joined. All hail el panson.
#2This band of pansonists is great love the music. Whats their name? Avenged Pansonflap. Their album hail to el panson is just amazing, the greasy lyrics, i just love them!

by the mighty drip November 23, 2013

Pasoon

He is in Afghan hazara but claims Pashtun,he secretly knows he’s part Chinese and Mongolian as he has the tiniest wrinkly balls ever,he has extremely long legs that take up 70% of his body and claims he’s tall

Eww it’s that hazara Pasoon

by Sfaxgydvjktf May 9, 2023

Pansion

A situation where profits are maximized. To have all things positively effecting a certain individual.

1. Dude that was such a pansion you tooled that fool.
2. That pansion made you rich playa.
3. Let's get this shit poppin' like a pansion.

by J.I. tha MC February 11, 2009

Panpoon

A stalker who keeps and takes everyone's photos.
Basically another word for a creepy stalker.

You are such a panpoon

by qwerty ate mommy November 7, 2019