hhx parasit

HHX parasit er en parasit HHX'er tit udskiller.
Parasitten sætter sig på kloge og produktive mennesker og suger alt produktiviteten ud af dem og fylder dem med dognskap og dårlige ideer f.eks. at købe en MacBook

Jeg arbejdede sammen med HHX'erne hvor en hhx parasit sugede alt min produktivitet ud af mig

by Mr. Mirai April 1, 2016

Gift Parasite

A person who adds their name to a gift tag in order to claim partial credit for giving the gift.

I'm totally broke so I had to be a gift parasite and sign on that present you're giving Grandma.

by Bird Turggler November 23, 2009

parasitic troglodyte

An intensely ugly, unattractive, unwanted person. Often used in a self-degrading way. Someone of low intelligence, a Neanderthal.

Man, I made a stupid decision, I'm a parasitic troglodyte.

by sweetswede August 17, 2010

Paras

The sweetest guy imaginable. Can be very charming and funny. The type of guy who will cook dinner for you, send you text messages while you are sleeping, and tell you you look beautiful even if you don't. The definition of tall, dark, and handsome. Has a lot of swag and can be intimidating at times. Unforgettable. I hope you meet a Paras one day.

Girl #1: Who's that hot guy in that black leather jacket?
Girl #2: It's Paras!

by retrogradee September 27, 2021

parasitic lifestyle

An intentional, manipulative, selfish, and exploitative financial dependence on others as reflected in a lack of motivation, low self-discipline, and inability to begin or complete responsibilities.

he lives a parasitic lifestyle and is totaly dependant on his Babys momma

by pub10der November 5, 2013

ParashockX

A youtuber that does If I videos.

Me: Lets Watch ParashockX.

by April 29 2020 April 29, 2020

Pandastic

Fantastic, in a pandeistic way.

Pandeism isn't just pandeistic, it's pandastic!

by Rikir June 21, 2010