Retarded creationist/intelligent design textbook in which empirical science is utterly discarded in favor of supernatural explanations, Goddidit idiocy, and other bullshit. This book is supported by creationist dumbfucks who have been know to deny Galileo's heliocentric model.
Creationist Retard: Hey, have you read Of Pandas and People?
Joel: Yeah. My IQ dropped around 30 points, my powers of reasoning have been destroyed, and I am now homeless. Thanks, Creationist Retard!
Joel: Yeah. My IQ dropped around 30 points, my powers of reasoning have been destroyed, and I am now homeless. Thanks, Creationist Retard!
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1. (n) The animal commonly known as a panda.
2. (n) Something embodying characteristics of a panda; endangered, passive, celibate, not concerned with own species' survival.
3. (adj) pandamally In a manner alike or reminiscent of a panda.
2. (n) Something embodying characteristics of a panda; endangered, passive, celibate, not concerned with own species' survival.
3. (adj) pandamally In a manner alike or reminiscent of a panda.
Stop being such a damn pandamal and have some sex!
You're such a party pandamal. It's no fun to go out with you.
Motocross is fun to watch, but don't you find it a bit pandamal?
Your pandamal magnetism is why you're not getting laid.
You're such a party pandamal. It's no fun to go out with you.
Motocross is fun to watch, but don't you find it a bit pandamal?
Your pandamal magnetism is why you're not getting laid.
by BKDay December 10, 2010
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Get the pandamic mug.1. The grotesque and delicious result of crossbreeding a cuddly, endangered, bamboo-eating species of china with a cuddly, endangered breakfast food. Comes in several flavors, depending on which pandas and which muffins are used in the breeding process. Every pandamuffin is, however, equally damned by Mother Nature.
2. The sexiest and tastiest thing in the world.
2. The sexiest and tastiest thing in the world.
by xNovax December 11, 2009
Get the PandaMuffin mug.When you feel deeply in your heart that you are different from all other people and believe the reason is because you are actually a descendant from Panda Bears or any other type of Bear. Instead of your primitive ancestors being apes, you believe you are the offspring of millions of years of evolution originating with a Panda.
-"You're really weird.. You know that right"
-"Yes I know I’m weird, it's because I’m actually a Pandasapian"
-"That actually answers a lot"
-"Yes I know I’m weird, it's because I’m actually a Pandasapian"
-"That actually answers a lot"
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