Panda Bear-usually used to describea cute/short female that gets angryeasily and has a dead eye like stare
by Theschoolarara February 19, 2019
1. (n.) large black-and-white herbivorous mammal of bamboo forests of China and Tibet;
2. Someone with large deposits of fat on their upperback.
2. Someone with large deposits of fat on their upperback.
by lmills November 17, 2007
(verb) when you give a fat girl two black eyes then proceed to ejaculate on her facial features, giving her the appearance of a panda bear.
Sam: Hey Garrett, what did you do this weekend?
Garrett: Nothing much, just gave that fat girl a panda bear.
Sam: NICE!!
Garrett: Nothing much, just gave that fat girl a panda bear.
Sam: NICE!!
by hose monster December 4, 2011
Chunky kid with chubby cheeks who walks around the streets of Victoria shouts out phrases that have no relevance to what is going around him.
Also attacks children with whips and bats.
Also attacks children with whips and bats.
by blue October 28, 2004
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
When a girl is giving you head, right before you blow your load punch her in both eyes. Once both eyes have been sufficiently punched, you then nut all over her face. That way, she has two black eyes and a white face, just like a panda bear.
Steve: Hey man did you get laid last night?
Brian: Hell no, bitch only gave me head, so i gave her the panda bear. Now she knows head aint enough.
Brian: Hell no, bitch only gave me head, so i gave her the panda bear. Now she knows head aint enough.
by youngcrockett October 27, 2009
Is a nickname you give to the person you love most of all even though they have trouble expressing their emotions, because, like a panda bear they are strong on the outside even though they don't want to admit it, deep down they are emotionally scared to express themselves fully, but, find that cute about them, and you just want to hold them and tell them everything will be okay, and that you will never judge them not matter what, because, you are there for the long hall, know in your heart that they are worth fighting for.
Girl 1: your boyfriend is such a panda bear, you should probably love someone who is better at expressing their emotions.
Girl 2: now you shut the fuck up you cunt, I love panda bear of a boyfriend, an I willing to fight for him to death if I have too, that's much I love him.
Girl 1: O.O
Girl 2: good, now stay silent you cunt.
Girl 2: now you shut the fuck up you cunt, I love panda bear of a boyfriend, an I willing to fight for him to death if I have too, that's much I love him.
Girl 1: O.O
Girl 2: good, now stay silent you cunt.
by Chaotic Spirit April 14, 2020