Noun: Occurs when you're browsing on your phone at night, holding it in close proximity to your face, usually laying in bed- and a next message notifier / banner comes through and scares the living shit out of you, your heart skips a beat and you've had a text palpitation.
by Rebecca Marco May 26, 2014
Get the Text Palpitationmug. See. Emmanuel Blanco
An uncontrollable craving for anal penetration which most commonly occurs in cases of cock-addict homosexuals. Symptoms can range from mild to severe, but is usually worse when waking up/before going to sleep or when walking into a bar. It can be measured by a male nurse with his meat sphygmomanometer. The area is usually dry, red and irritated and patients prefer treatment with saliva, lubricants or dense human milk
An uncontrollable craving for anal penetration which most commonly occurs in cases of cock-addict homosexuals. Symptoms can range from mild to severe, but is usually worse when waking up/before going to sleep or when walking into a bar. It can be measured by a male nurse with his meat sphygmomanometer. The area is usually dry, red and irritated and patients prefer treatment with saliva, lubricants or dense human milk
The Real Madrid soccer team is playing, I have anal palpitations that can only be satisfied with a win or a man inside me.
by hueleamacho November 8, 2015
Get the anal palpitationsmug. The perceived abnormality of a company's\group's ROB characterized by the irregular cancelation\rejection of meetings and initiatives.
"Say Mazal Tov! I think I'm expecting a new role" "Dude how do you know? " "My calendar is suffering from fierce Reorg Palpitations"
by beep bOPs February 8, 2022
Get the Reorg Palpitationsmug. The perceived abnormality of a company's\group's ROB characterized by the irregular cancelation\rejection of meetings and initiatives.
"Say Mazal Tov! I think I'm expecting a new role" "Dude, why would you think that? " "My calendar is suffering from fierce Reorg Palpitations"
by beep bOPs February 8, 2022
Get the Reorg Palpitationsmug. Not quite an anxiety attack, definitely more anxiety than normal. Typically triggered by an outside source such as coffee or tea, and experienced in waves.
by sixtysevensimp October 3, 2021
Get the anxiety palpitationsmug.