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Small town in rural Pennsylvania where there's nothing to do but drugs and stare at Rachel Mallow's tits.
"What are you wearing?! You're such a palmyra girl! " -Jake Franks
Palmyra by Amargz July 29, 2017
There is so many palmias today on the streets
palmia by Jungterssssss August 29, 2019

palmyra highschool

Oh palmyra high school a mixture of kids from Riverton, Beverly and Palmyra. The melting pot of people usually ends in a fight once of year if your lucky. The little 7th and 8th graders running around the school being immature and screaming for no reason. The football team is ass occasionally but no matter how bad the football team is the stands will always be full on Friday night. Let's not forget about are Lady panthers the girls soccer team is better then the football team but hey it's all good. We don't take much pride in are spirit week but we always enjoy beating city on are annual homecoming game. Every good night ends with a late night trip to either the Wawa on board street or the dinner Rt 130. But when school ends everyone gathers at the palmyra or riverton train station to catch the river line down to Camden's BB&T to tailgate for country concerts but no one ever actually goes into a concert. The only car who isn't blasting country is palmyra's we're blasting rap music ;) and on 4th of July eveyone heads to Riverton to celebrate down at the river and walking around with are red solo cups wearing red white and blue or a palmyra soccer t-shirt.

Palmyra Elementary 

Some really shitty school in california with really bad staff but you be most likely to get your dick sucked while ur here
Oh shit Palmyra Elementary, that's when I lost my virginity.

palmyra atoll 

A beautiful territory of the United States. The area is unknown to the general public, and is basically an isolated set of islands in the middle of the pacific. The atoll is administered by this Fish and Wildlife Service, and is restricted, meaning one must be granted a permit in order to travel to there. However, video evidence shows how majestic the area is, as it is basically an island getaway, completely detached from modern civilization.
Nick- "I wish I could got to palmyra atoll."
Butternubbs- "What is that?"
palmyra atoll by crusty carl May 28, 2016

palmeranian sandwich 

The sexual act of two dogs(palmeranians work best)licking each side of your testacles while you masturbate.
Dude i was watching my neighbors dogs yesterday and they gave me a palmeranian sandwich.