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paleoconservatives

Paleocons are not nerly as paranoid as their neocon warmongering counterparts. They are interested in a balanced budget and cleaning up our national debt before spending wildly on the military budget.Preferable to the neocons who have an overtly aggressive foriegn policy(I.E. bomb everyone),but who have no domestic agenda woth the name.Unless of course you call the Rape of the Constitution a domestic agenda.Not to be confused with fascists, who are actually more tolerant than they are.For another definition of neocons see anathema.
Paleocons are actually interested in humanity surviving, even if that portion of humanity is primarily white, upperclass and a member of their golf club.
by bryce1956 October 7, 2003
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Paleodolia

Seeing paleolithic or other prehistoric creatures (dinosaurs) embodied in rocks. Similar to pariadolia, but rather that seeing only a face in the object, one sees the head of some archaic creature.
Elron thought he was looking at perhaps the skull of a dinosaur, but Hyman said it was just a rock and that it was a case of paleodolia, to which Elron replied, "I sure hope penicilin works."
by Soylent Gringo January 28, 2020
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paleebo

A feeling that encourages us to take a moment when feeling down or mad to pause and reflect before taking any action.
Dude my manager was stressing me out so much today I wanted to quit, but then I remembered paleebo, so I went for a walk outside and now I'm the CEO.
by IcyThinking March 8, 2023
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paleocomputing

Using a computer which is incapable of running recent software, typically one or two operating systems behind current offerings.
I finally bought myself a new computer with Windows Vista, after 6 years of paleocomputing with Windows ME. Can anyone tell me what USB is for?
by Chris Arnold October 29, 2007
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Paleodouche

A person who talks about nothing but Paleo diets and/or Crossfit. Will continually berate you for eating cheese.

Said person also without the realization that the paleolithic period spanned a 2.5 million years. Douche.
Allergy Sufferers and Paleodouche Warning: Our products may contain nuts and seeds, which are life threatening for one and fucking stupid for the other.
by Dougal Hassellhoff July 24, 2014
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paleoconservatives

A Paleoconservative is basically a polite word for a White Supremacist Neo-Nazi. Paleoconservatives believe in crippling the US economy by shutting down the borders to immigrants, despite the fact that most Americans are descended from immigrants. Paleocons are political inbreds, who believe in undermining American interests by withdrawing troops from the Middle East and appeasing terrorist regimes in the Muslim world. A Paleocon is typically a poorly educated White Christian in the American deep South who believes, as the Nazis did, that the white race is biologically superior to non-white races and that Blacks, Hispanics, and Jews are waging a secret war against whites to rule the world. Paleocons tend to fall for paranoid conspiracy theories like that. Not to be confused with Neoconservatives or Neocons, who are great nation - builders and passionately believe in spreading democracy and freedom, as well as liberal immigration policies.
Paleoconservatives are basicall inbred nativist white-trash in fancy suits.
by Realpolitik October 22, 2007
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paleocon

Howdy, Daryl-Jim-Bob-Billy! Did you get the latest issue of Chronicles? It suggests we call our Congressmen to pass a bill to let the young'uns pledge allegiance to the Confederate Flag. When will they start listening to us Paleocons?
by Eazy Now March 5, 2015
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