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pakistani style 

The unleashing of the Pakistani Kraken, specifically upon a member of the female sex. While performing sexual intercourse "pakistani style," users may feel like playing cricket, playing fifa, yelling loudly, asking what a calzone is, or generally acting like a stereotypical pakistani-american. All members of society in the vicinity of anyone doing it pakistani style should exercise extreme caution, so they do not witness the awe-inspiring magnitude of the Pakistani Kraken.
Girl- Oh my you're so attractive you cute pakistani boy.

Pakistani-American Boy- *whips out Pakistani Kraken and has his way with her, pakistani style.*
pakistani style by a spacebirdman September 27, 2011
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Pakistani snow cone 

When a man has unprotected anal sex with a woman and cums in her ass and she then licks his penis head clean
His mom begged me to give her a Pakistani snow cone
Pakistani snow cone by Wlucas November 28, 2010

pakistani skidmark

The act of stuffing a partners lips up ur ass and releasing a mighty strand of shit out.
It looked like Krusty had a Hersheys moustache when I gave him a Pakistani skidmark

Pakistani Switch-off

Any sexual position involving sand.
We were going at it doggy style, but since we had been to the beach, we went for a Pakistani Switch-off.
Pakistani Switch-off by Infjustice November 4, 2010

Pakistani Snowball 

A Pakistani Snowball is where a person gives you a blowjob, you cum in the person's throat, you cut the persons throat, and proceed to suck the bloody cum out of the slit throat.
Kristy is dead after Sanchez gave her a PAKISTANI SNOWBALL

The Pakistani Snowblower 

An attempt to ejaculate into a violent storm of farts.

*Bonus points for taking laxatives prior to the attempt*
Bro, my girl ate a ton of beans and wouldn't put out. I was fed up and tried to jerk off on her only to end up with The Pakistani Snowblower.

The Pakistani spear

The Pakistani spear consists of putting a toothpick up the hole of a penis and having the person with the toothpick take a piss so the toothpick shoots out of the penis like it’s a spear.
I was kidnapped by this group of people and they made me do the Pakistani spear.
The Pakistani spear by YupBro11 January 8, 2026