the painters are in

The girl is having her period

Sorry we can't have sex now, the painters are in

by Graham A1 July 19, 2006

Painters Sanchez

A Painters Sanchez is a term commonly referred to a man or woman's mustache where poo, cum and other bodily discharges have permanently formed to for a long period of time.

" Oh my god, that's a fucking Painters Sanchez! "

by ADRIANP92 December 10, 2009

painters and decorators

slang for the time of the month in women, commonly used in the UK.

Girl 1: Wanna go skinny dipping.
Girl 2: Can't painters and decorators are in.
Girl 1: Aw, they're in next week for me.

by barncat July 7, 2006

Peanut Butter Paintbrush

the spreading of the butt cheeks, and applying peanut butter in a painting motion.

Aaron, don't let my Golden Retriever close to you! I know your wife just gave you the Peanut Butter Paintbrush!

by the$auce June 16, 2011

Picasso's paintbrush

When a man and his woman are having sex with a Johnnie on and the man ejaculates he that carefully removes the rubber from his pinis. He then gets the girl to excrete into it and ties it up. He then proceeds to place it in the microwave for about 30 seconds on a low heat. Once it is warm and soft like a fresh brownie, he takes it out and slaps the girl with it back and fourth til it explodes on her face. Thus this paintbrush has created abstract art

Gerald: yo hombre what did you just get up to last night
Edgar: ah nothing much blad just painting with the Mrs.
Gerald: was it abstract?
Edgar: let's just say I used my trusty Picasso's paintbrush.

by artistsbeaut December 13, 2016

painters in

when a girl has her period

susie was really cranky today shes just gone to the bathroom, she must have the painters in

by Emmamac92 June 23, 2008

Red House Painters

A slowcore band formed in 1988 fronted by Mark Kozelek, and probably one of the most melancholic bands of the 90s.

Guy 1: bruh you really need to take a break from listening to Red House Painters, it's making you depressed.

Guy 2: I know but I just really love Mark Kozelek's sad relatable lyrics.

by K-Dogg1 June 17, 2019