-When you take a giant sticky shit and after you flush, there’s shit streaks left in there.
-skid marks not in your underwear, but in your toilet
-skid marks not in your underwear, but in your toilet
“Yo bro, you need to start toilet brushing your toilet because you be leaving a paint job in there every time”
by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 25, 2019
Vaginal sex with a female while she is on her period. Some refer to this as receiving your "Red Wings". Called a Paint Job because it "paints" the male genitalia red with blood.
Girl on her period: I am going to give you a paint job.
Boy: Very good, I am going to have vaginal sex with you.
Boy: Very good, I am going to have vaginal sex with you.
by paintingtherosesred June 11, 2011
To be in the moment of a Blow Job, and have the giver-of-head wear one colour lip stick; go down, and up apon the penis, change the colour of lip stick, than once again up and down.
Continue untill disired colours are chosen for your paint job.
If done correctly, the lip stick should resemble paint on your penis.
Continue untill disired colours are chosen for your paint job.
If done correctly, the lip stick should resemble paint on your penis.
by Space Comander Capt'n Fresh July 17, 2010
When a man sticks his dick in red paint and begins to titty fuck a woman giving her chest a paint job
by Rex Johnson 007 March 20, 2016
To bone a dude and rip his anus causing your dong to be not only shit stained but painted red from that poor son of a bitch's butt hole.
"Dude Cory, Dave pissed B.J. and me off so bad last night that we held him down gave ourselves paint jobs!"
by landshark aka old faithful September 4, 2008
To bone a dude and rip his anus causing your dong to be not only shit stained but painted red from that poor son of a bitch's butt hole.
"Dude Cory, Dave pissed B.J. and me off so bad last night that we held him down gave ourselves paint jobs!"
by Old Faithful aka Landshark September 1, 2008
When one sprays and blankets (fully or partially) another with their own reproductive fluids, typically follows a deed such as sex or oral sex, but is not limited here. Paint Jobs are gender-neutral.
"Hey man, you should have seen the Paint Job I gave this girl who was passed out in the quad"
"My new girlfriend isn't on the pill, so I'm giving her quality Paint Jobs every night"
"Trashell, Eugene flicked my bean so professionally last night I gave his face a serious Paint Job. Before he could even do it again I gave his face a second coat!"
"My new girlfriend isn't on the pill, so I'm giving her quality Paint Jobs every night"
"Trashell, Eugene flicked my bean so professionally last night I gave his face a serious Paint Job. Before he could even do it again I gave his face a second coat!"
by Sergeant Sufficient June 10, 2009