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man pages

A detailed document explaining a unix command. Most Unix systems have a man pages for each command that can be viewed online.

What geeks expect you to read when they tell you to RTFM.
Look it up in the man pages dickwad. Godammit how many times do I have to tell you to RTFM!
by w00tw00t April 5, 2003
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Active Server Pages [ASP]

A server side scripting language developed by Microsoft. While it does outclass Perl in terms of effectiveness and ease of use, php does offer more to the average web developer in terms of reliability, speed, and a shorter learning curve. It is also worth noting that ASP 3.0 comes in two flavours, VBScript and JavaScript.
<%@ language="VBScript" %>
<%
Response.Write("this is ASP")
Response.Write("<br />")
If Request.Querystring("action") = "page1" Then
Response.Write("you selected page 1")
Else
Response.Write("You selected some other page")
End If
%>
by Mordan DS September 25, 2003
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Ginger pages

instead of looking up someone's number in the yellow pages like you would in the 80's, you get numbers from that one friend of yours who has everyone's number... and happens to be ginger.
Sue "Do you know Jane's number?"
Daisy "No, you could check the ginger pages"
Sue "Right, I'll ask Marissa then"
by IwishIwereginger August 22, 2011
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flipping though the yellow pages

damn i walked in and that hoe was flipping though the yellow pages
by dick vag August 4, 2008
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writing login pages

Originally written by Jonathan Coulton in his 2005 song "Code Monkey", Writing Login Pages is a euphemism for the monotony of computer programming and software engineering work. Thousands of STEM students will find themselves in soulless jobs where they will never complete a more challenging task than a traditionally simple thing like writing a login page.
I spent $80,000 on a degree that I thought would bring in good money doing something I'm passionate about. Instead I'm writing login pages.
by my name is not billy December 29, 2020
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yella pages

What the spirit of truth reads from which is in fact not a bible.
Don Vincent: BITCH! im flowing from the survival scrolls
kris: you're smoking the survival scrolls, that looks like the yellow pages to me.
Don Vincent: HAH, he SAID THE YELLA PAGES.
Kris: Nincomfuckingnincompoop.
by The most Ballinest man ever. August 22, 2006
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The Yellow Pages

A worthless piece of paper. When it shows up in your door, it is a sign of impending doom. It can be used to throw at other people. (If they piss you off.)
Johny: The Yellow Pages showed up at my door. I think I'm gonna die soon.
Lamar: Aye ma homie. Wanna go get some watermelon qand eat it with Laquisha?
Waldo: (Throws The Yellow Pages at Lamar.) Aye, you aint find me. You be pissing me off!\
by Gandalf the Dark November 5, 2013
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