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Patenaudite

A strong viral infection that can affect any good board game player, suddenly transforming him in a very bad player for many consecutive games.

Symptoms
• The player starts losing dreadfully at a board game where he used to be a good player; may last several games
• At first, the player says he was not lucky but as the symptoms persist, the disease reveals itself as simple bad luck may not explain playing so badly
• During the second phase of the disease, the player feels depressed, loses appetite and is unable to have fun anymore; no suicide reported yet
• To be considered a “Patenaudite”, the player must finish last during at least 3 consecutive games, way behind other players

Incubation time
• Unknown, the disease may happens shortly or many days after getting it from an infected player

Duration

• 3 and more consecutive games where the player finishes last
• But we have seen some cases where it could last up to a month

Treatment
• No specific treatment seems to work, the disease disappears suddenly

Particularity
• The disease seems to propagate to only one player at a time. It is considered as a singleton virus
(Infected player)

- Guys, I do not recognize myself (sorrow feeling).

- I don’t know how come I play so badly, I don’t understand what’s happening (player may start raging or crying or both)
- I think I’m having a Patenaudite (player feels despaired)
by Morgatzk October 29, 2014
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(adj) Describes a girl of a lowly white trashy, trailer-queen type background who is (unsuccessfully) fighting out of her weight class to aspire to come off with more tact, class, and fashion sense than is genetically possible given her history. Typically a 5th degree clinger who sponges off social tips and fashion tricks from a smarter, sharper, and more beautiful girl who is for some reason really into doing charity work.
Dude: Hey, why is this Chelsea chick always around? Can't you get rid of her for a day or two?

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