Patenaudite 

A strong viral infection that can affect any good board game player, suddenly transforming him in a very bad player for many consecutive games.

Symptoms
• The player starts losing dreadfully at a board game where he used to be a good player; may last several games
• At first, the player says he was not lucky but as the symptoms persist, the disease reveals itself as simple bad luck may not explain playing so badly
• During the second phase of the disease, the player feels depressed, loses appetite and is unable to have fun anymore; no suicide reported yet
• To be considered a “Patenaudite”, the player must finish last during at least 3 consecutive games, way behind other players

Incubation time
• Unknown, the disease may happens shortly or many days after getting it from an infected player

Duration

• 3 and more consecutive games where the player finishes last
• But we have seen some cases where it could last up to a month

Treatment
• No specific treatment seems to work, the disease disappears suddenly

Particularity
• The disease seems to propagate to only one player at a time. It is considered as a singleton virus

(Infected player)

- Guys, I do not recognize myself (sorrow feeling).

- I don’t know how come I play so badly, I don’t understand what’s happening (player may start raging or crying or both)
- I think I’m having a Patenaudite (player feels despaired)

Patenaudite by Morgatzk October 29, 2014

Patenaude 

a line of people in the us with the last name Patenaude

My name is Robbert Patenaude

Patenaude by Pixel_Flake February 27, 2017

Jeff Patenaude 

A man beast that loves showering himself with mayonnaise and pink sauce from a local hibachi restaurants.

Oh my god, did you see Jeff Patenaude? He’s so hot right now.

Jeff Patenaude by NYCsSaaaasy October 27, 2022