Dracula's packed lunch

A used jamrag, an oozy sanipad.

Dracula's packed lunch was very tasty and he was feeling peckish that day.

by Edna Sweetlove October 2, 2006

packing a lunch

condom full of semen tied off on the top
Homosexual men do this in the morning before they go to work

Ramone: Why are sitting on the toilet with a condom jacking off?
Leon: I am PACKING A LUNCH.

by CORNBIOFUEL January 26, 2009

packing a lunch

condom full of semen tied off on the top
Homosexual men do this in the morning before they go to work

RON: Why are sitting on the toilet with a condom jacking off?
TIM: I am PACKING A LUNCH.

by [e-mail] February 21, 2009

pack a lunch

Slang for telling a person they're going to have a hard time kicking your ass.

Johnny: "You better stop eye ballin my ho or I'm gonna jack you in the grill!"

Jimmy: "Oh yeah, you better pack a lunch bitch!"

by Tipton July 12, 2007

pack-a-lunch

When a person is socially out of sync during the present gathering . This tern is NOT : degrading or contemptuous to the person out of sync . This is also a SLANG term .

1. A person is off topic .
2. Not cluing in to what a particular conversation is about .

The next person will reply in a humorous tone of voice "pack-a-lunch"

by Hef July 18, 2005

pack a lunch

if someone threatens violence, respond with "pack a lunch"
meaning that you intend to beat them all day long.

hey punk im gunna beat your ass

pack a lunch bitch

by slickrikki January 5, 2008

pack a lunch

1) (Literal) To prepare a lunch meal for travel
2) (Slang) To be prepared for a long effort
3) (Slang) To wear a false penis, esp. a lesbian/bisexual woman

We're going up to the park for a picnic, I'm going to pack a lunch.
If he's going to tangle with me, he'd better pack a lunch.
At the lesbian bar, half the women were dressed as men and packing lunches.

by Drew January 28, 2006