P90X

A workout system that supposedly gets you ripped in 90 days.

Has been changed into a verb by me and my friends, meaning anything you want.

Can replace any word in the English language and any suffix can be added to adapt to any sentence.

That math test was P90Xing...

Have a P90Xing birthday!

Dude, I failed my drivers license test.
P90X, man.

P90X by libertybell33 August 9, 2008

P90XXX 

Tony Horton's lesser-known, adult workout videos. While a hit with the gay community, P90XXX never achieved mainstream success unlike its predecessor P90X. The film did gain critical acclaim for the extremely intense love-making session between Tony and his assistant Adam in the plyometrics DVD.

Jude: I can't believe I turned down an offer to be in Tony Horton's P90XXX video series!
Jimmy: Which sex/workout DVD were you asked to be in?
Jude: The stretch video with Tony and Adam!

P90XXX by CoreyDorsa August 25, 2011

p90xPuss 

(pronunciation: p-ninety-ex-PUSS) ~ someone who does p90x and can be heard many times daily making comments like "I can barely lift my arms above my head" or "I don't think I can take the stairs". In most cases they seem almost surprised as if they thought heaving drinking through most of their 20's had somehow prepared them for this rigorous workout regimen.

Travis: Hey, you think Jeremy will come by tonight and hang out?

Nate: Probably not, he's been such a p90xPuss lately.

p90xPuss by call-it-like-i-see-it March 12, 2010

P90Xed 

1. A person who has just completed part or all of the world famous P90X workout.

2. A state of having had intimate relations of an aggressive nature with another person, typically involving sexual intercourse of the 'rough' or 'hot and heavy' variety.

3. A person who has completed a long, strenuous, fatiguing masturbation session.

1. "Dude, I totally P90Xed my balls off today. That workout is fucking hard."

2. "Oh yeah? Well earlier, I totally P90Xed your mom while you were at work. How you like me now?"

3. "Nah, I'm gonna call it a night. I'm too tired. I totally P90Xed my balls off today," Phil said. "Oh you've been doing that P90X workout?," said TJ. "Nah, I've been jerking off for like the last hour and a half, and I'm exhausted," said Phil. "Oh...," TJ responded.

P90Xed by The Prez Thomas Jefferson August 3, 2009

P90Xing 

The act of doing a work out video called P90X.

"Where were you?"
"i was P90Xing!"

P90Xing by VVeedson March 24, 2010