T&P

Abbreviation for "Thoughts and Prayers" used on social media to make your incredibly insincere sentiments, incredibly convenient to deliver.

That smug prick Chazzzzz changed his FaceBook status to "T&P" instead of typing out "Thoughts and Prayers to the victims of that middle-aged serial rapist in Palm Beach County".

by ajpolo November 13, 2017

T&P

n.

Stands for time & place

Guy "Ayo money, we're still on for tonight right?"
Girl "The steakhouse uptown at 8 right?"
Guy "That be the T&P"
Girl "Forsure"

by Ryan Jackson July 29, 2008

T&P

"Thoughts and Prayers". A typical response on message boards when someone reveals that they are going through a hardship of some sort, to indicate that the person is in their thoughts and prayers.

Sorry to hear that. T&P

by MidnightBarrier November 11, 2010

P Poo T

Slang word for vagina
The lower female sex organ

Hey baby I'm gunna shave my P Poo T

by Sadistick-one December 15, 2016

p scrip t

Perl Script

I'm off to work on my new p scrip t that logs all traffic on my site.

by yahoser July 11, 2006

T/P

Person who has an incestuous sexual relationship. From the cartoon characters in South Park, Terrence and Phillip, who sang Uncle Fucka.

I think Rosa is a T/P. She seems to have a lot of skeletons in her closet.

by pentozali September 23, 2009

T. P.

While T.P. normally stands for toilet paper, it can also be used for grown ups, specifically men, to describe their time in the bathroom. T. P. stands for TOILET PENIS or TESTICAL POO, which is when a man goes to take a dump, he sits down, and penis touches the toilet water or worse, poop.

Guy 1: Dude I got T. P.'d in the bathroom
Guy 2: Aww, man that sucks!

by TheGirlThatFellTooFast April 9, 2015