oyster slapper

A lesbian.

She's not into guys; she's an oyster slapper.

by The Atomic One May 7, 2011

Oyster-shame

When you exert shame on a friend, loved-one, or colleague for consuming too many oysters.

typically an act performed by an out-of-date misogynic male with no respect for a woman's love of shellfish.

A: Julia, how many oysters did you eat?
B: Don't oyster-shame her, let her do what she wants.

by daveyutah June 6, 2018

Frozen Oyster Shot

When using an ice luge, a man strategically drops his cum within the track of the luge. This freezes up on its way down, somewhat like an oyster's belly, for the woman to gulp it down. Try it with some Tobasco and lemon juice for a refreshing treat on hot summer nights!!! oyster shot.

"Before dinner I had set up a special appetizer for my woman. I dropped my wad on the luge for her to get a plump frozen oyster shot"

by Iron Rabbit January 17, 2008

oyster sandwich

Female version of "tea bagging"

She gave him the ol' oyster sandwich.

by AshleyTS89 June 7, 2021

oyster shot

When you cum into the palm of a womens hand and she slurps it up like an oyster.

Jenny took my oyster shot last night like we were at a Joana and the Whales seafood buffet

by Paul, compliments of Marty August 15, 2005

oyster shucker

A person who gets INSANE amounts of pussy. Can walk down a hallway and get several girls' numbers.

j0, d00d, Mike is a huge oyster shucker

by senfood April 27, 2003

oyster shorts

Super slinky shorts on a dude that show his testes(oysters) when he raises a leg

Holy Shit did you see those oyster shorts on Coach Hester!

by ChasterChastain February 14, 2009