Server Ownership

When a fat fucking oaf decides to punish people for nothing simply because he can.

I'm handing over server ownership to that fat oaf over there so he can ban everyone.

by Fractured June 12, 2018

Fair Weather Ownership

When credit is claimed when things go well, but blame is assigned elsewhere when things don't.

One of my team members believes in Fair Weather Ownership. People were happy when he made a big song and dance about the dashboard he just built. When somebody pointed out a minor glitch his response was "it's not my code. it's Firefox that's making it error like that".

by tanjung March 31, 2015

take ownership

Being forced to take on someone else's shit jobs

Boss - Hi I need you to Take Ownership of cleaning the toilet...

Worker - I need you to Take Ownership of my arse

by Rudebwoy39 November 21, 2017

Fractional ownership

When your friend is being a cheap, sneaky son of a bitch.

Mauss is trying to trick me into fractional ownership of a camper and/or plane.

by c-dall October 15, 2016

Transitive Property of Ownership

The equation that shows the moment in which a suburb changes to the "inner city"

Drive-by + Suburb = Inner city

There was a drive-by in the Fryelands last night? When did this place become such a hood? Well according to the Transitive Property of Ownership last night changed everything

by Almighty Reptar June 10, 2013

digital ownership

The virtual proprietary rights of digital assets belongs to someone is digital ownership.

digital assets belongs to someone is digital ownership

by s j tubrazy April 13, 2013

private ownership

An ownership that is private

Private ownership

by Melufuck July 25, 2022