Douche Out

The act of being really lame and leaving your best friends hanging for a really bad reason.

Dude, don't douche out on me.

by Medianoche December 26, 2008

Out of Body Douche Bag Experience

Saying something out of character and so completely rude that you cannot believe it came out of your mouth.

After telling his friend that they shouldn't talk anymore, he was shocked and explained what happened, "I'm so sorry. I had an out of body douche bag experience."

by MLS123456 May 29, 2011

douche it out

Wash it, usually with fresh water from the faucet.

If you get seawater in it, be sure to douche it out with fresh water before setting the parts out to dry.

by Craig Johnson January 27, 2004

douche it out

Ever find yourself stuck in a moment when you wish you could cleanse yourself free from lifes filth?

Then take a moment to douche it out, meaning to start over again with a clean slate.

"I can't believe I just caught my parents having sex. I need to douche it out and forget it happened."

by jaminique June 14, 2014

Outdouche

To surpass or exceed a douchebag in performance; to one-up a douchebag.

Douchebag: Damn, I've already spent over $500 on food and drinks the last 2 days in Chicago and we haven't even had dinner tonight yet.

Outdoucher: oh yea? Well, I outdouched you by spending $750 tonight on an amazing sushi dinner!!

by Duperpooper June 21, 2012

outdouched

1. used to describe a situation when one is bested by a doucher or multiple douchers in any number of environments

2. condition occurring, when despite ones best efforts, is gotten over upon by someone with ulterior motives

3. one can also outdouche ones opponent by succeeding despite their opponents best efforts

examples
1. I was going to leave work early but the boss outdouched me again.

2. I was totally going to get that girl's number but I was outdouched by some guy that probably has VD.

3. They were going to fire me but I outdouched them and got a promotion

by hwic December 27, 2007