optisma

A prepubescent 8 yr old fag that also has a strong lust for Torbjorn.

See that torbjorn? Thats a optisma

by Simuelchan Piswong September 4, 2017

optimo

the spot to get anything you want no matter how old you are. Smoking age is 10. Drinking age is 12. Anything you want you got it at the optimo. Number one chill spot for goons on the ave.

Billy Bullsh: Yoo0o lets go 2 the optimo i need to get a lucy broooooo

Dom B: naa lets get some al capones

Panza: chilllllllllllllllllllllll lets go rob shit

by william oliva February 4, 2009

OptiMom Prime

That parent who seems to have it all in control. Not only are their kids clean and polite but they head the PTO, lead the scouts and help at all the fundraisers.

We live among the children, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them, waiting...protecting. Though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I am OptiMom Prime, and I send this message to any surviving adults taking refuge among the schools: We are here. We are waiting. We will help.

by unomesowell May 20, 2010

OptiMom

That extremely efficient Mom who seems like she’s got it all together – as opposed to the mythical and unobtainable SuperMom who can still be taken down by their own brand of kryptonite - OptiMom has it all together and is always looking for ways to fit it all in

The groceries, the cleaning, dinner on the table and a snack for the t-ball team; who has it all covered? OptiMom!

by unomesowell May 20, 2010

OptiMom Capacity

the fine line between control and chaos - when a parent is scheduled so tightly they can accomplish seemingly impossible to do lists but one misstep and the whole house of cards comes down – getting the most done at the least cost (money, energy, quality, time)

Organized the class party, headed the fundraiser, went on the field trip and still had time to get a mani/pedi! She has been working at OptiMom Capacity all week. She won’t make it!

by unomesowell May 20, 2010

Optimoji effect

When you know exactly what an emoji that doesn’t exist would look like, causing you to believe in it’s existence and search for it for an unreal amount of time

-There has got to be a circular saw emoji... I’ve seen it!
-Maybe it’s the optimoji effect?

by Pjhascircularsaws February 12, 2018

optimopti

Something that's right in between of 'great' and 'awesome.'

It's not the best pizza I ever had, but it's quite optimopti!

by Yourdudenesskon July 22, 2018