Optiminal

A group of gamers formed by years of friendship, company name. Currently a Minecraft group, community, and contains traces of ethanol.

Bro 1: I'm really glad we made Optiminal together, I love you guys.
Bro 2, 3 & 4: Shut up cunt.

by Proto :D May 4, 2020

Retro Optimization

Retro Optimization is a complex process of updating a website's archived content in Archive.org's Wayback machine to allow a marketer to promote current content to past consumers.

Based upon web 1.5 technology, Retro Optimization gives consumers the ability to get their hands on new products and services after they undergone years of trial an error prior to their initial development.

Thanks to Retro Optimization I was to sell more inventory in 2008 than I had previously sold in 2008 by updating the promotion we had in our 2007 marketing campaign. It worked so well, I'm going to have gotten a bonus for the improvements I'm going to make for last year.

by Pete DiMaio April 7, 2009

Bespoke Optimization

Execuspeak for tailoring business processes or product utilization to meet the needs or demands of a client or own internal organization. Specialists investigate need to build a solution specific to meeting that need. This solution may be monetized or eventually absorbed into the globally-available product or process.

ThreadFix Services team offers bespoke optimization to satisfy your organization's specific security requirements.

by JRueStitch January 25, 2021

Optimizal

Optimus Prime of the 20th Century. He is a bad ass robot, that brings pain.

Optimizal arrives. ** Enemies flee the area.

by Optimizal November 4, 2011

optimistaken

To be optimistaken is to be optimistic and mistaken about something at the same time.

Engineers are often optimistaken about their schedules.

by swerdna May 21, 2017

optimistake

A situation that goes wrong due to your mistakes because you expressed way too much optimism than it deserved.

I sense that this deal could go wrong with our optimistake behavior, let's be careful.

by sgrbn May 28, 2018

Optimization Trap

When trying to improve everything actually makes life worse. The endless tweaking, tracking, and hacking that leaves you more stressed than before. Productivity apps, fitness gadgets, even parenting advice—sometimes “optimizing” just optimizes the anxiety.

I bought five different apps to manage my schedule, and now I don’t have time to do anything. Classic optimization trap.

by GuyWhoWritesDefinitions September 4, 2025