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when a bunch of PATHETIC lowlifes go on social media and date. lmfao you losers who online date need a real relationship...oh wait...you can't even get probably because one, how you look, two or your disgusting personality
by go cry about it April 18, 2021
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a vicious cycle, ending up with the wrong person, trying to beat the loneliness but only becoming more lonely in the end
by I dont get life June 2, 2020
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a place 4 young kids 2 mess about and play with peoples emotions and thn find out their computer has been traced by a paedophile so mah !
your computer now mah blah foot!
by sambuck August 2, 2004
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What a bunch of desperate losers, mostly likely teenagers do on online games because they will never have a date in real life or at least not anytime soon.
Person 1: What do you think about Online Dating?
Person 2: It's absolutely pathetic and you have to be desperate if you do so.
Person 1: I agree 100%, no way would someone even think about doing without being desperate.
Person 2: Exactly, because games are made to have fun.
by PhoenixGamer34 May 11, 2021
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When you get together with someone that lives a distance away from you etc. And you text and Skype then to keep in touch. It's basically that you know that you can't find someone from your own area so you have to expand your options. It is basically for desperate people, especially if you are becoming a teenager.
"Did you hear than Jeniffer is online dating with a boy called Joel"
"Omg yeah, what a slag, that has just proved how desperate is!"
by IKnowEverythingBroo June 3, 2017
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ONLY BITCHES WILL ONLINE DATE BECAUSE THEIR A LONELY BITCH
max: hey I just got a new girlfriend!
luke: whats her name?
max:idk
luke:break up with her if you dont know her you are doing something bad.
max: wich is?
luke:online dating
by idk(づ ̄ 3 ̄)づ December 16, 2021
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A virtual battlefield where hope meets disappointment, and the search for true love becomes a never-ending cycle of swiping, ghosting, and occasional encounters with individuals who are one rejection away from becoming serial killers.
Person A: "I just can't catch a break with online dating. Every time I think I've found someone decent, they turn out to be a total disappointment."

Person B: "Tell me about it! I matched with this guy who seemed charming, but after a few messages, he completely ghosted me."

Person A: "Ugh, ghosting is the worst! And don't even get me started on the ones who send creepy messages or unsolicited pictures."

Person B: "Oh, I've definitely had my fair share of those. It's like they're one rejection away from becoming a full-fledged serial killer."

Person A: "Exactly! I mean, how hard is it to find someone genuine and decent in this virtual battlefield of swiping?"

Person B: "It feels like finding a needle in a haystack. But hey, we can't lose hope. There might still be a diamond in the rough out there somewhere."

Person A: "I guess you're right. We just have to keep swiping, filtering out the creeps, and maybe, just maybe, we'll stumble upon true love."

Person B: "Here's to hoping! But until then, let's buckle up and brace ourselves for more disappointments on this never-ending cycle of online dating."
by cedspam June 2, 2023
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