piece on the side

not your girlie friend or boyfriend, but rather your piece on the side. ya'll just hook it up once in awhile in a non-committed type way.

I just broke up with my girliefriend, but at least I still got my piece on the side. I'll sext her a booty call later.

by nobodyhuhhuh March 28, 2009

soup on the side

Causal way of saying suicide without causing your friends to worry about you too much

Mark: aw man that sucks I’m sorry
Dan: ha yeah I want to commit soup on the side
Mark: let’s get ice cream

by Coolrat5 August 13, 2018

Dressing on the Side

To withdraw the penis just prior to climax during sexual intercourse and subsequently deposit a hot load on the female's mons, thigh, abdomen or stomach.

Carla loves unprotected sex but always makes her lover serve his dressing on the side.

by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015

a bit on the side

A person who whom one has an extra-marital affair with.

Psycho bitch's mother wasn't shocked when she found out psycho bitch was her dad's bit on the side.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

best friends on the side

The act of a subset of people from a group of mutual friends engaging in a side friendship.

Also shortened to "BFOTS"

"Oh so y'all hung out last night without ME? Talk about Best Friends on the Side!"

"Wait where was my invite when yall was BFOTSing?"

by Kassieme July 9, 2015

bacon on the side

police car on the side of the road with a radar gun

"Slow down, there's some bacon on the side up the road."

by MC Munson December 29, 2007

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021