Mud on the nuts

Evidence of poor preparation before anal sex.

"Jeez Eric sure had a lot of Mud on the nuts after his Craigslist ad!"

by Hanging69 July 9, 2016

Nuts on the Table

A drinking game which two people play. One must get drunk, and then place his nuts on the table, which the other person is required to slam as hard as possible. If they pass out, then they have to wake up and take another drink.
First shown in Yugioh GX: The Abriged Series Ep. 8
Not suggested to actually be played be real people.

"Anyways, Nuts on the Table!"
"Okay, so I put my nuts on the table. Now what happens?"
"Now I do this! *slam*"
*person passes out"

by Chazzisawesome June 13, 2011

nuts on the road

An expression meaning OK. Like Hell Yeah, Nuts on the Road is an expression used to signify that something is going well, or that something is a good idea. First coined on Mock The Week.

Andy: Want to go out for a drink later?
Russell: Nuts on the road I do!

by Benji H October 2, 2007

nuts on the road

A common expression used by Osama Bin Laden to express delight.

The infidels will tremble before the might of allah, it will be totally nuts on the road

by Frankie Boyle September 26, 2007

nuts on the road

means okay, thats fine, all good, great, sounds good etc.

John: Shall we got out for a curry tonight?
Chris: Nuts on the road we will!

by dfghfdrfdfrt September 28, 2007

nuts on the chopping block

to profess something that you truly believe may prove to be right but has dire consequences if you are wrong.

I convinced the CEO that we should spend a shitload of money on this marketing deal. I hope it works out- i got my nuts on the chopping block here.

by jilm January 12, 2017

Nuts on the road

Can be used in any context, for any occasion.

Derrived from the popular English TV comedy show: "Mock the Week"

"Lets go play some ball"
"Nuts on the road"

by 12345678987654321 September 30, 2007