Move the fuck on 

(1) A sensible reply to some idiot who through fault entirely of their own, bitches, moans and complains just about everything imaginable.

(2) A last gasp, desperate response to a fucking moron who you do not, will not or ever want to be associated with again. Ever.

Cheese Dick: "I can't believe that he stormed out like that. I only went to management because I thought his idea of humor was in poor taste."
You: "Hey, Cheeser D, that was a year ago. Move the fuck on. Man, you are one useless piece of shit."

Cheese Dick: "Doesn't this place suck? I am so ready to quit. My hours suck. My shoulder hurts. I don't want to unload the truck anymore."
You: "Move the fuck on then. I just quit because I know it blows, but you don't hear me bitching, you see me leaving. Get fucked!"

Move the fuck on by MI Shocker March 6, 2014

fight the fuck on

A play on USC's "fight on," it denotes that you are really excited (or really drunk) for Trojan football.

The Trojans are winning today. "Fight the fuck on!" #FTFO

fight the fuck on by USCgal November 30, 2013

get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on 

See also: get the fuck on and shitted on.

A slang phrase meaning, "If you don't hurry up and do something, you are gonna miss out." or "If you don't do this, you are gonna feel like a dumb shit (like you've been 'shitted on')and regret it later."

Note: 'before' can also be shortened to 'fo' for a more urban slang feel.

Tom: Man, I wanna go get that O of kind bud dude accross town was gonna sell me for half price, but I'm so lazy I don't feel like driving.

Greg: Dude, you better get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on! Are you fucking retarded?

get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on by NINerd January 17, 2009

Hop the fuck on

To get on board with, or join a group that is already on board. To unite with a group that is taking a leap of faith.

"The Jets lost. They are now 2-6."
"If they win the next 7 of 8 games, they will win the division."
"OK, hop the fuck on."

Hop the fuck on by mampitymamp January 20, 2010

I fuck on the first date 

A joke that implies the person will attempt to have sex on the first date with whom they took on the date.

I told her "I fuck on the first date"

I fuck on the first date by Snicker Tits January 26, 2009

fuck on the chain piece 

Meaning “fuck it we ball” or “fuck it”

“Hey tom go jump into that lake fully clothed”

“bet fuck on the chain piece”

fuck on the chain piece by Finch is cool 69 May 7, 2024

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary 

When you are surfing Urban Dictionary and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.

Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019