Turds on the hood

The food residue splattered on your shirt after a messy eating experience. Often heard as an accompaniment to "bugs on the windshield."

Wow, nice job eating, dude. Not only do you have bugs on the windshield but you've got turds on the hood too!

by Coop's Dad August 29, 2007

on my hood

to put something on your hood to prove it is true; say when wanting to prove something that you know is true; for use in an argument

"on my hood i got the new j's!"

by Buns McFarty May 14, 2005

On the hood?

Ebonics for "Really?" or "For Real?" Often used in times of hood calamity.

"Oh shit, cuh, mah boy on ninf just got blasted!"

"Oh shit! On the hood?"

"Yeah mothafucka get yo gat les go!"

by Frozay October 21, 2011

Put a hood on it

Phrase used to tell someone to stop being overly sensitive. As in having a "hooded clitoris", which reduces the stimulation and overall sensitivity of the clitoris. By "putting a hood on it", an individual would thereby have reduced sensitivity and stop being so emotional about various situations.

Girl 1: Last night my boyfriend and I watched "It's a Wonderful Life", and he kept crying throughout the movie.

Girl 2: Damn, your man needs to put a hood on it and stop being such a little bitch.

by perfectparadigm January 1, 2010

hood on

the act of getting super ghetto previous to a large fight or throwdown. getting your hood on can involve bustin' a cap in someone's ass or hittin' up some hot bitches.

"yeah thurrs a street fight tonight so i better get ma hood on."
"shit did you see kayleigh lastnight? dat bitch had her hood on."
"whut cho say! boi, you got cho hood on so far that you think you can take a bullet like 50cent yo"
"aww snap gurrl, you gone and put your hood on. dat makes me ruul horny"

by stephen cummings January 8, 2006

put on the hood

Verb: To be beaten up, beaten down or beaten in. Used as an initiation to join a street gang.

Eric: I want to be in with your group.
Leader: Are you ready to get "put on the hood."

by Gohan Barracuda January 18, 2017

keep the hood on lock

a movement that will keep ur hood safe from drama the cops pretty much any thing. can be done by crossing ones arms and placing the opposite hand on the opposite shoulder and alligning ur elbows perfectly. then moving ur locked arms up and down or side to side.

the cops keep rollin through our hood and we cant blaze up some chronic.

ohh just keep the hood on lock

by N Double C October 9, 2008