Something that is disgusting.
by kwinksy August 26, 2008
Get the Granitemug. Sub for words such as 'cool', 'awesome', and 'gnarly'.
A word thats quite popularly used by european teenagers, and is rapidly making itsway across the Middle East and the US.
A word thats quite popularly used by european teenagers, and is rapidly making itsway across the Middle East and the US.
-Hey man, sorry about last night
+No worries bud, its all granite!
Or
-A yo! I got a free pizza today!
+No way man! Fucking granite!
+No worries bud, its all granite!
Or
-A yo! I got a free pizza today!
+No way man! Fucking granite!
by supertightbutthole October 19, 2014
Get the granitemug. by MyFriendBurpedTooLoud February 10, 2020
Get the Taken for Granitemug. Nickname for the post-industrial wasteland, Granite City, on the East Side of the St. Louis Metropolitan area.
Yes, sir, may I see your driver's license and proof of insurance, please?... Oh, Granite Shitty. Your coming with us you drunken shit-bag.
by Recovering Granitite January 19, 2012
Get the Granite Shittymug. Extremely hard but at the same time most unstable and volatile element in the universe. Decays instantaneously to water upon contact with anything else whatsoever. Thus far detected only once in the vacuum of an ego-centrifuge, where it probably was created by the extreme condensation of an ego with utmost unnecessary self-esteem surplus.
Don't burst into tears, you little piece of d-granite!
by Dr. No 2000 January 13, 2011
Get the d-granitemug. The act of snowboarding on slightly iced roads by tying a rope to a moving car and holding onto that rope as you try to stay on the snowboard.
Scottie: The roads just froze over, you wanna go granite surfing later tonight?
Mack: Sounds good, lemme go get the car.
Mack: Sounds good, lemme go get the car.
by StuckInChantilly February 18, 2011
Get the granite surfingmug. Contrary to popular belief, it is *not* the meth capital of the US. Or the pacific northwest. Or Washington State. Or even Snohomish County!
It is, however, a small little redneck town nestled outside of Seattle. The drug of choice is actually marijuana, and rightfully so. Inhabited mainly by juggalos and rednecks who hang out at the library gazebo and draw penises and raver code all over the walls. People who live in Granite Falls only move there so they can complain about not being anywhere besides Granite Falls.
You never mention Lake Stevens' school distract around Granite Kids. The rivalry is potent and lingering.
You never say anything bad about juggalos, ICP, drugs, or rave culture.
You never call the weird kids 'emo' unless they tell you otherwise.
You stand in the Saratoga trail with your gravity bong and smile through glazed eyes. When you trip on a log and fall into the gravel, god damn you if you don't bleed black and orange.
It is, however, a small little redneck town nestled outside of Seattle. The drug of choice is actually marijuana, and rightfully so. Inhabited mainly by juggalos and rednecks who hang out at the library gazebo and draw penises and raver code all over the walls. People who live in Granite Falls only move there so they can complain about not being anywhere besides Granite Falls.
You never mention Lake Stevens' school distract around Granite Kids. The rivalry is potent and lingering.
You never say anything bad about juggalos, ICP, drugs, or rave culture.
You never call the weird kids 'emo' unless they tell you otherwise.
You stand in the Saratoga trail with your gravity bong and smile through glazed eyes. When you trip on a log and fall into the gravel, god damn you if you don't bleed black and orange.
by cherryPercussionist August 13, 2011
Get the Granite Fallsmug.